I'm not new, and got thrown out of the Fresh Meat board, and my own retarded thread , by Flink, Mod of The Spear. Feel free to ignore this.
 

That's how the last thread got started, and it'll start this.
Oh, and this is only the tip, wait til the main shaft gets into this.
Yeah, perversion at the get go.
;)
Upon posting in this thread, your soul and/or sanity are forfeit, and are to be relinquished to me, upon threat of mind-rape.

I'm quite flattered that you'd mention me in the title. But I did only suggest that you take it to Nations, since you were no longer a newbie.

I know, good Flink, but this sounds funnier.
And you kinda scare me.
I never said that...
:sweat:

*wanders in and looks around, taking in that new thread smell...*

What is this I hear about a wet mace?

.....Mizuko, why are you sniffing everything...?

Anywayzzz...Ta-dah!! Rin enters and the crowd goes wild *imitates cheering crowd*

*gasp* Why are you pretending to hear things that aren't really there? DDD: OH NOES, Rin, you've gone crazy!!!

Waaaaait... never mind. We knew that already.

Yes. When have I ever been sane??

And this is so weird...wait--! Salad? What's this about a tip and a shaft?? O////O

Heh. Heheh.
Yeah, wet maces and phallus jokes.
New thread, old jokes.
And Rin, you can find out if you just step into this room over here, away from everyone else.

RIN, DON'T DO IT! D:

Oh no! Now I'm confuzzled! What to do, what to do?! Listen to Mizuko or Salad...? Um...Um...O____O I know how to choose!!!

....are there cookies in the other room?


And ZOMG!!! EGADS SALAD!! I just realized you have PANTS!!!

I have cookies! Chocolate chip cookies!! Listen to me!!!!

OMG, he does. 0_o

And don't even make me take them off.
;)

I have cookies in this room, peanut butter, triple chocolate chunk, tons.
Even those ninja-cookies!

But...but I want peanut butter cookies!! But, if the room doesn't have any of those then...I guess chocolate chip works...

See!! You noticed too!! I was so used to the boxers that it took me a minute O__O

And here I figured that no one would notice, much less care.

The peanut butter cookies, Rin! They're delicious!
You want them!

Rin, I have peanut butter cookies too!!!!!! And... and... pizza rolls!!! And... ice cream! And... crud... you're lactose intolerant... uh... I have that Japanese candy that you got at the convention!!

I would not have noticed if Rin hadn't said anything. Then again, I'm not very observant. XD

I have an Anime & Manga convention!
In my pants.
And Pocky!
And, um, yeah, don't listen to me.
Just be smart and go with Mizuko.

And don't worry, neither am I.

How can you fit that in your pants, Salad??

Well, okay...if you say so...

I'll go with Mizuko! Yay!! But don't worry, Salad, I still love you :D

0_0 Yeah, that couldn't leave room for much else...

Woo! I win!!! *does victory dance*

Hm...it makes you think...

Plus he apparently has a twelve inch pianist in there too...

Yay!! *dances with Mizuko*

Whoa. 0_o Salad's pants are like... an endless void... a black hole... or... something...

Weeeeeee are the chaaaaaampions my friiiiiiiiiendssssssss.... and we'llllll keep on fiiiiiighting.... bleh bleh bleh...

His pants are like the Endless Bag of Holding, huh? Wow...D&D reference...I'm such a nerd...

Ahhhh!!! The singing!! My ears!! They're bleeding!!!

XD jk jk!! Now you have me wanting to listen to that song...

XDXD They are! Man... I want one of those for my character now...

*sniffle* WAH! You've totally shattered my dreams of becoming a pop star and... waaaaait, pop stars can't sing anyways. Silly me. :P

And ya know, technically you're still hearing things. 0_o

Just make sure not to put any dwarfs or horses in there...and forget about them...that would be bad.

XD I was just joshin' yer taters! And you have a point, but I tend to hear things that aren't really there---like my characters arguing and whatnot :D

Have you noticed...Salad made this thread and he's NOWHERE to be seen!! Where did that boy go?! *sniffles* Maybe he's sad that I won't go to the Anime convention in his pants...and left *sniffles*

I hope he hasn't logged off :(

Maaaaaannnn...! He did log off!! And he didn't even say goodnight to me *pouts* Meanie!!

XD Hmm... I wonder if Salad has ever put any dwarves in his pants... I mean, Endless Bag of Holding.

Hehe, I know. ^^ I hear things too. 0_o And I talk to myself. My sister always bugs me about that. *sigh* If only I could not hear her talk... :(

I know! We need to rename this thread. It shall be ours! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I sure hope he hasn't put any in there--but it makes you wonder...maybe I should check...maybe not.

Yeah, I wish I could not hear certain things as well...like the neighbors...ugh.

I like the name--it has character. But you can take it if you want.

And then Salad can take it back.

And then you can take it again.

And then Salad.

All the while, I'll be sitting back eating popcorn :D