MOnty's far freaking out thread, or a whole load of rondom crap
 

Hullo my name is mOnty and I have been expecting you. Just kidding;). THe only rules of this thrad are. there are no rules. yay!
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somebody talk to me.

Or, better plan, we all type at you, because no matter how loud we yell at you, you can't hear us through the screen. Also, have a thread-warming present. -Hands Monty wrapped box-
It's a sprinkler that shoots out perversion in handy powdered form. Just add water, and the dick jokes come to life.
*Warning, Perversion-Power Sprinkler 9001™ is illegal in all 51 states, and 7 countries. Do not aim at anything you wish to keep innocent and pure. Keep out of reach of virgins. Causes white sticky liquids on anything hit with the powder, stains permanently. Requires two (2) Uranium Q-Cell batteries, not included.*
Just, um, ignore the fine print. Also, I have a lawyer, and he says I'm not liable for whatever you do with that. Also, it counts as a WMD, and is banned by the Geneva Convention, so, erm, have fun!
-Flees-

Salad74, that souds like fun to play with!

yea i'm gonna give that to charity.

Yeah, good luck Monty. The Salvation Army shot at me when I tried to give it to them. The Church labeled me as the Son of Satan when I tried to give it to them. I was arrested and held in a far off land, in some dark prison when I sent it to the Government as a gift. And then I got received very well when I gave it to the Taliban, seems they really wanted a WMD. They gave it back, something about all their terrorist clothes getting stained white. So I gave it to the Internet, and thus 4chan was born. I took it back.
Hopefully you will use it wisely.
Bye now!

Oh, hmm... this could be prbolomatic.
OH MY GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S everywhere?! Hi pplz... Sup? ;)

sup. and welcome to my thread.