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sarofset 06-03-2011 01:13 AM

lol. In many cases yes.

Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa 06-03-2011 01:13 AM

Fo sho! I keep forgetting what the emote is for the sunglasses guy...

Kah Hilzin-Ec 06-03-2011 01:15 AM

The "cool" :cool: one? In MSN he's the (H)ot guy though, so I can see why it can get confusing :P

Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa 06-03-2011 01:16 AM

Lmao, hot? XD

Oh! :cool:

Kah Hilzin-Ec 06-03-2011 01:19 AM

Yeah, he's so (H)ot he needs the sunglasses to get cooler.

[/incrediblylamepun]

Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa 06-03-2011 01:20 AM

Lmao! :rofl:

Man, I love lame jokes.

Kah Hilzin-Ec 06-03-2011 01:27 AM

I know right?! I tell people I will laugh to anything, even that lame spanish joke about a cherry... and then they ask what's that joke about a cherry... and lameness ensues ;D

In fact, today someone told a joke and then they were like "Lets keep telling jokes" and the guy who I told yesterday the joke about a cherry was like "Oh please don't tell jokes like the ones that ____ tells!". I said "Like the joke about a cherry? Hurhurhur~" And the rest were like "What's that joke aout a cherry?" and my friend was like "It's soooo lame it's just not worth it, in fact, telling it would be blaspheming against the very meaning of a joke!" and so on.

So you can guess, even though I didn't dare tell the joke about a cherry again, we still laughed for how he expressed himself :P

Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa 06-03-2011 02:31 AM

Joke about a cherry? :eager:

Kah Hilzin-Ec 06-03-2011 04:06 AM

Well, just to get the curiosity away, it goes like this:
One day, a cereza (cherry) happened to walk upon a mirror. After looking at herself, all she could do was exclaim, "Oh, yo ser esa" (Oh, that be me).

"Cereza" and "ser esa" are both pronounced "Sehr-EH-saa".

Laaaamooooooooo~ :rofl:

sarofset 06-03-2011 04:08 AM

...Um...No speak spanish. Explain joke in english?

Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa 06-03-2011 04:09 AM

Ooooh! Lmao. xDD
I had to read it twice, but I got it.
Nice nice! :lol:

Here's one:
How do you make a hankie dance?

SPOILERX

You put a little boogie in it.

sarofset 06-03-2011 04:11 AM

That one is old. lol.

How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?






...



Fish.

Kah Hilzin-Ec 06-03-2011 04:12 AM

You will have to explain that one to me, Ikuto XD;;

Sarofset, what the cherry says could mean both "Oh, that be me." or "Oh, me cherry." :sweat:

And how many existencialists? :drool:

sarofset 06-03-2011 04:13 AM

The answer was fish. lol.

Kah Hilzin-Ec 06-03-2011 04:15 AM

OH LOL.

There's this joke about my college... how many ESPOL students are needed to screw in a lightbulb?

sarofset 06-03-2011 04:17 AM

Fourteen?

Kah Hilzin-Ec 06-03-2011 04:19 AM

No, just two: One to change it, and the other one to make the respective integral calculations of the derivate of the rotational movement equation taking the lightbulb's axis as the polar reference system's axis.

Yes, we're that nerdy :B

sarofset 06-03-2011 04:21 AM

I could tell a couple that are just as nerdy, but they're also dirty, so I don't think they're mene appropriate. XD

Kah Hilzin-Ec 06-03-2011 04:22 AM

Oh man, they're like, the best jokes :XD I guess it would be alright if you PM'd them to me instead?

Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa 06-03-2011 04:25 AM

@Saro: Don't diss my jokes! :talk2hand:

I like the jokes that come on popsicle sticks...

sarofset 06-03-2011 04:27 AM

They are simple enough to be funny for a long time.

Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa 06-03-2011 04:31 AM

@Kah: Oh!
Boogie.. like the dance. And also booger.
So you're blowing a booger/"boogie" into the hankie to make it "dance."

Something like that.
I'm not good at explaining these things. xD

sarofset 06-03-2011 04:32 AM

Indeed. lol. :)

The_Crow 06-03-2011 05:32 AM

Puns make my head hurt in general. In fact I generally consider them some form of punishment from my friends or the universe.

Jokes in languages I'm learning are fun though. I remember one from Spanish class in high school:

So a Spanish-speaking customer was in a department store, and they found the nearest retail clerk and kept asking for "calicitines". The cleark didn't know spanish and kept pointing out different things and failing for some time, as "no" works in both languages. Eventually, the clerk held up a pair of socks and the happy patron exclaimed "Eso si que es!" (That's it!). Then the clerk said "If you would have spelled it out I could have gotten it right the first time! (Pronounced S-O-C-K-S)

sarofset 06-03-2011 06:11 AM

For some reason I do not like Spanish...

The language just doesn't appeal to me.


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