PERVORK CENTRAL

Home for perverts to flirt and talk dirty with each other. More to be added later.

-Rules-
1) Follow Menewsha's Guidelines. This means keep everything within acceptable language, and avoid using extreme details. No adult pictures are allowed. If you wish to take a topic past the point of public allowance, you must take it offsite. If you don't, I will report you to keep this thread alive.
2) Don't enter if you are worried about being flirted with/hit on/etc. That is what this thread is about.

First post OMG I POPPED A CHERRY!!!!!!

Love the title<3 Good job. Now where were we? :angel:

Pretty sure we were talking about ganging up on Paine, :drool:

Oooo yeah. Well, would you want front or back? xD

Anal is a no no!

Depends on what you mean by front and back, :O. I like the idea of a DP~

EDIT: Or not, xD; She isn't willing!

Thats fine Paine, front to me is head, back is well, p_ _ _y

Lol, I agree with you Zaza.

lol Ok As long as We made that clear lol

Its all good ;)

Oooo...a mod has decided to join us :drool: *waves at Jelly*

How about yesterday I conned a friend outta 20 bux by hiding his keys....

But its WHERE i hid them that he didn't think to look..
Where do you guys think I hid them?

Hm...I'd guess either in your pants or bra lol.

Did we loose Zazu?

Sorry, I was dealing with a mod, :D All is good!

No, he was distracted at the moment Paine xD

Zazu: Oooh what was the mod saying?

Anyways

I strapped it on my bra strap. How can't you notice a bulky thing in a bra that isn't part of a breast?

Haha, maybe he wasnt that "smart" or "experienced" enough Paine? xD

@Paine
Nice, :D She was making a change to the rules about keeping all adult stuff offsite.

Also, if I got a hotel room for the weekend, would you be able to leave Blayne with your mom?

Imagin: I dunno. But everytime I see him he's with a new girlfriend...

Zazu: I dunno. I would have to ask if she could/would watch him.

Or Zaza we could take turns and I'd watch Blayne and we could switch xD

@Paine
Well, if it is acceptable, I can come up before you get your bed. We'd have a bit more privacy in a hotel too, xD;

EDIT: That would work too magi, haha!

Hello everyone.

Jeff, where are you from anyways? You too Paine xD

Hey beauty :P

Blayne doesn't like guys... He's been shying away from my ex and his....sperm donor lately.

hey MD.

How is everyone?

Btw I'm a secretive perv which is why I was lurking for a bit :P