HIT THE BACKPACK! It'll make him stop being weird!!

NO DON'T PLEASE DON'T!!!

*chants* hit it! hit it! hit it! hit it! XD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Flails violently*

(is anyone else imagining this and crying? hahaha)

*aims* I could just shoot the backpack off...

((I kinda want to draw it, but I don't think I could... ))

NOOOOOO *Jumps up and starts running around again*

(draw itt)

GAHHH! I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO HIT OR CUT THE BACKPACK! :gonk: I'LL JUST EAT IT IF I CAN'T DECIDE!

(NEVERMIND)

EAT IT.

*Faints out of fright*

((Momo: Eep, but I am not sure how to ))

OKAY! *goes further up the pants leg and tried to remove the backpack* eww it smells funny! :gonk: and it has hair all over it! Gemmie a razor and some paper towels and bleach!

((You flailing with something very bulky in your pant leg? lawl))

JUST EAT IT.... or... *twitches* you could lick it to make sure you like the taste... omg *dies of laughter*

*Is happily unknowing of what is happening to him*

((That's so evil Momo O_o;

Hayzel: I guess so x3 ))

no...I want it to have no hair and I don't want it to stink! D:<

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(uke:...:gonk:)

*throws supplies needed to momo* I guess she prefers clean cut backpacks... >.>


*throws a bucket of water on Uke to wake him up*

...*my cow eats the back pack before I can eat it* OMG! D: MOOMOO ATE THEM!

((I think I am going to die of laughter soon.. must breath........ ))

*Body twitches*

Moomoo... ate the backpack... well momo, there's always the worm...

I don't want the worm...its hairy too..*moomoo eats the worm too* I guess moomoo was hungry! D:

((*is trying not to laugh her ass off*))_

XD Moomoo must be very hungry!!

((I am so happy I am alone in my room, people would stare at me funny x3 ))

*Hopefully won't bleed to death or something?*

Oh! In the old days they would seal wounds with a hot iron. *hands mom a hot iron* that should seal it up. :)

*sees blood and screams* OMG THAT WAS APPART OF UKE'S BODEY! D: that mean it was his...OMG MOOMOO ATE HIS MAN PARTS! D: NOW HE CAN'T MULTIPLY! OMG *sews new and bigger man parts on uke and uses hot iron to seal up the wound* *throws moomoo out of the pants leg*

Momo... you just sewed on PLUSHIE man parts onto Uke... >.>

*Wakes up again, screaming loudly* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!!!!!

no...I just put REAL worm with a backpack on him...I hope the worm wont go inside of him and eat his organs.