@Cookie: I shall save you! *attacks the bugs*

@Elirona: Nooo! Not the banana!

Itchy boobies when I come in? How convenient!

I need the biggest boob scratcher there is.

Bugs and boobs... Absolutely not among my favourite things. >.> No offense to anyone with boobs.

*throws two melons at Elirona*

Go Wifey go! Claw them up!

@Rad - Ah, your pervy thoughts are at work I see.

@Vix - Do you have ten ton jugs or something woman?

@Lavender - :gonk: I have boobs!

D: Melons! *Ducks*

I said no offense... I just happen to prefer males. o.o

@Cookie: Triple D's.

*sitting here topless and annoyed now*

@Lavender: lol, none taken. :D

@Cookie: *pulls out the bug spray* Ahha!

*conks Elirona with a melon*

Then you're in good company with Elirona. *hooks you up* :rofl:

Argh! Put a bra on woman! *turns to stone at the sight* x_x

Make me stop itching! :cry: I covered myself in anti-itch stuff!

It depends on what made them start itching in the first place.

Scratch yourself with your hair brush? That is what helped me when I got a very itchy sun allergy due to burning up.

*Le ded*

@Cookie: I don't know, that's the problem.

@Lavender: I'll try it or tear my skin off.

*buries Elirona in the back garden under a banana tree* >_>

Well, go with the anti-itch stuff Vix.

What kind of a hair brush do you have? o.O

It has two kinds of bristles.

A hair brush for snake charming? o.o

I'm more of a butt man anyway, so boob discussion goes over my head.

:rofl: How would you even comb a snake? Do they make hairy snakes? Other than trouser snakes that his :rofl:

They like to pretend they're hair...

As, amusing this conversation is, I'm sleepy.
Goodnight folks. ^_^

@Rad: I love a nice butt on my men.

I know nothing about hairy snakes. I do know about hairy birds. Now that I think of it... I think those two are the same thing. XD