bwahaha..i just imagined mutant monster chickens hunting and preying on kangaroos...

Pft- Okay I like that.

So do I...it's just as crazy as drop bears

Hehehe true words~

[ninja] You guys been playing Fable or something?

Nope- Just talking chicken farming.

or mad mutant kangaroo hunting chickens...[;)]

*snort* same thing really

I think Australia might have a slighty different type of chook to New Zealand....

XD I've got bantums, rhode island reds, all sorts.

Banthams! They're so cute and wee.

OOHHHH! And I've a KFC up the road, how fitting! [lol]

[stare] crap! Now I feel like KFC! Damn my hungry mind being easily influenced about food! [lol]

I grew up in a town with (quite literally) the worst KFC in the country. I almost never ever want KFC thanks to that place.

Hahahaha! See, thats a good thing, because KFC is horrible stuff health-wise!

That said, I've fed pigeons chicken meat before. I wasnt sure if it classed as cannibalism since theyre pigeons and we were feeding them chicken, but then I figured it was like breeds of dog. Theyre all birds, so it still technically was.

It's not like dogs, because bird isn't a species. Dog is a species, all the dogs in the world can make babies together if they want, even like a chiuaua and a great dane with a stepladder and maybe a bit of help. But a pigeon and a chicken can't make babies, so it wasn't cannibalism.

~fun science with bearzy~

They have feathers, beaks and bird-feet... they're all birds to me lol!

And I think, with enough trying, we could make a flemungo (flamingo x emu... imagine a giant pink emu looking thing! [lol])

Speaking of beaks though, I saw a woman today with the longest pointiest nose I think I've ever seen before, and now I can see why people refer to them as 'beaks' every now and then. It was impressive how pointed and long this thing was!

Flemungo's seem fun, and I'm thinking thoughts along the lines of "jeez, that sounds uncomfortable" about that woman's nose. Wow bearzy, get with the PG13 programme.

drop bear sucks eggs!*runs away cackling*

Hey! Linnea: My egg sucking skills are legendary thank you! Where do you think they got the idea for these sorts of things?
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/xl/...tractor-xl.jpg

Although, I hear you smell like rotten eggs! *pokes tongue out at then ducks for cover*

[lol] Bearzy, you cracked me up with that! I've a gutter mind, so I'm not sure what you were alluding to exactly, but I know where MY mind went with that and you're right, 'uncomfortable' is but one word for it! [;)]

i knew that design looked familiar! *launches raw eggs at droppykins face*

*Catches eggs with face while wearing catchers mitts*

... I think I dun did this wrong?

yes. i think you did too, but in all fairness baseball isn't your national sport eh? lol

I dont think it would matter what sport I played, if I'm wearing oven mitts, its probably not going to end well for some one, probably me! [lol]

"You cant do archery with oven mitts on!"
"Why not? *twang* Uhh... Oops?"
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHH! YOU SHOT ME!"

"Right, all you have to do is hit the ball when its pitched to you."
*crack* "Oh shi-"
"Wow, nice hi-" *thump*
"Wow, these mitts sure are slippery on a baseball bat! Who would have guessed?"

"And now for the javelin throw... nice run up, looks like an awkward hand hold. Wait, are those oven mitts?"
"Yes, it appears they are, and oh no, he's thrown that backward and it looks like... Oh dear!"
"Oh dear indeed! He seems to have gotten one of the officials standing behind him in the safe area!"

"Now, all you have to do, is hit the white ball at the coloured ones down the other end, and hopefully they go into the pockets, not too hard to do, right?"
"Easy mate! Watch this!" *hnk*
"OOFF! THE BALLS ON THE TABLE, NOT MINE YA BASTARD!"

"Theyre on the blocks, crouched and ready for the gun for the 50m freestyle, things are tense as they wait..."
*BANG* "And theyre in! Theyre off and... wait, what the hell? It looks like lane 5 has lost something floating behind him and gone back for it?"

D'ya think all you Aussies play rugby in oven mitts and that's why you lose to us so often?

BUUUURN!!!.... that is all