
07-09-2011, 05:46 AM
Said pirate ship was attacked be attacked by another pirate ship their size, and said captain yelled
"Quick, quick, get my red shirt!" And so they got him his red shirt, he put it on, and they engaged in the fight and they won.
Soon enough, a bigger shipped came and attacked said ship, said captain repeated his former line, and they got him the red short and said crew won again.
This happened one more time when the crew asked what was the secret behind the red shirt, and said captain said:
"Even when I get cut the blood doesn't show, it keep morale up and our side and makes the other side lose theirs." And at that moment, a massive ship with a crew three times the size of said crew appeared and was about to attack.Said captain yelled:
"Quick, quick, get my brown pants!"
End of joke.
:D
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