-sees a mud covered papi and aims my ass at her- FART IS LOADED! -shoots a fart bomb in papi's direction, then loads as with dumbbells-

so it's tenderized, mehi?

*drops into cat-mode and senses out papi* you can run, but you can't hide!

Oh, yeah, naturally tenderized. Very yummy.

*keeps throwing mud*

Meh, I give up just leave me alive!!!! ALIVE I tell you!

you sound like a weird cannibal, mehi....

so we can eat you as long as you live in the end?

..-tackles papi and ties to a stick, adding glue to it so she can't get off- we'll think about it.

I want to survive, plain and simple.

Why not make a clone? A veggie clone.

Meh, you can live without your fingers, so I have no need to kill you.

clones don't have souls.
you can live without the soul anyways.

No fingers, no soul, and yet Papi will remain alive. The three of us win.

NOOOOOO *screams as she is dragged away*

It's not like we are going to kill you. You will still be alive like you wanted.

But without limbs or a soul! That's no fun!

I'm just taking your fingers, not all of you limbs. And you only said for us to let you stay alive. Not stay alive with all of your body parts.

you shall be the fingerless papi!

Her eyes widened as she walked in, "Why in the world does Papi have to be fingerless?" She looked at the number of pages the thread has jumped to, "Good god, I have a lot of reading to do. I think I'll try catching up later." She laughed. "So how is every one?"

I'm trying to eat Papi's fingers, Kat is trying to eat Papi's souls, and momo was trying to cook Papi so she could eat her white meat. The how part is rubbish since we can't get Papi to sit still so we can eat her.

*shush* we're not insane....*shifty eyes*

Not insane at all.

"Ah ha, nope no insanity here. Just cannibalism." She laughed as she hoped up into a tree. "I never saw a thing."
>.> <.< >.> <.<

see, that's the right attitude. there really WAS nothing to see!

Exactly. Nothing at all. Just normal peole normally eating another nrmal person. Nothing to see at all.

"Yup, all I see is the mad tea party." She laughed, climbing higher into the tree. "Unfortunately I have to leave for now. I'll talk to you all later. Good luck Papi!"

because this is very normal

just did some quick math and it seems I've already made 101 posts today. this will be 102. yep, I'm so normal.

No idea how many posts I have made today. Not that good at math. Plus I don't know where to find the info to figure it out. Bye, dimitri person.