If only we would really become! Like when jerry smacks Tom's face with a frying pan and the face goes flat! [lol]

lol No way would I like that. I think that would really hurt. xD

But it would be fun! Flat face [XD]
But yeah, it would hurt I guess [lol]

It would look funny too. xD

We might see lots of flat faced people, and wrestlers would have holes and dents in their bodies [XD]

And if we accidentally chop off our hand, we'd be able to glue it back again. :D

[gonk] ooh and melt like a puddle!

And also burn, then just shake off our burned skin. xD

Looks like we won't be killed, no matter what [insane]
I read the newspaper and a drunken policeman shot some poor husband. Law >_>

What? [gonk]
Will the policeman be arrested, then?

And "drunk" too. Dx

I don't know, I'll read it when I get back home c:
But it looks like the policeman has a different story to tell, let's see..

Update!
So this is the story of the 17 year old:
21 year old guy goes somewhere on a bike with a 17-year old boy. It was around 11pm at night, and it was on the Poson full moon poya*. There was only around 15 minutes until they were home, and at this time, a group of policemen stop them. The biker stops his bike, and a police withdraws his gun and taps the guy on the shoulder. And then he was shot. The bike gets thrown some distance away, and the guy falls off his bike. All the policemen disappear, and only one remain on the scene. This 17 year old boy shouts for help, and gets into a van with the remaining policeman, and was taken to the hospital. The 21 year old was announced as dead on entrance to the hospital. The boy claims they were drunk, but no immediate tests were taken. He was the sole eyewitness. This dead person has a mourning wife, together with a wee little 1 year old daughter.

Police version:
They were asked to stop, but the biker continued to ride his bike. And also, he knocked over some policeman. In this frenzy, a police drew out his gun and shot him.

* - Every full moon holds a special small festival like thing in our country, and is of significance to the Sinhalese. So all full moon days are declared as public holiday, and people get drunk, parties, religion, etc, etc.

The policemen didn't appear until around 2 pm, and this boy apparently is in hiding, fearing for his life. As always, investigations are being conducted. Whatever it was, I'd say the behaviour of the policemen was kinda strange! Like, running away from a scene? Not manly. And I feel sorry for that little daughter, she would never really remember who her daddy was.

Nope. The two people were taken to the hospital. They weren't drunk, or it would have been mentioned. But the police people here, they ran away, so it's not sure whether they were drunk or not.

Yes! Only one of the police remained, and he carried the shot guy to the hospital. All the others went into hiding and didn't appear till after 2 AM, and weren't even in the checkpoint they were supposed to be. They haven't mentioned anything regarding the police who took them to the hospital, though.

I'd believe the 17 year old boy over a group of police men, especially when one of them (the one who shot his gun) went in hiding.

The whole group of them went into hiding except for one.
And I would believe the 17 year old too.

---------- Post added 06-15-2014 at 07:27 PM ----------

Bad people! [illgetu]

The whole group? [shock] Jeez.