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It would seem that Amane believes in the catch and release program of sharing jokes and puns.
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This scampi right. Dear cod... What kind of atmosphere did she reel into my thread! [XD]
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It's troutstandingly contagious, isn't it?
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I hate you all.
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Wait a minnow. Water you so upset about?
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You. you started this. you gottdamn starfish
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Embrace it. Accept it. FEEL the fish puns with your SOUL.
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I'm breaking up with you, hoe.
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Again? I've had it with this on-again, off-again relationship.
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No you're not. Don't lie to me bb, you know you enjoy us. We're together now again, but still. Don't h8 me, bae.
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You got me in chains for your love.
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I feel like that is a kpop reference.
I will divorce you if you do this kind of damage to me again. |
Nick Jonas, actually.
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Oh. Okay. Still lame, but okay. I'll accept it because it is american.
Because only america is okay, obviously. Fuck them weeaboos. 'MURICA IS WHERE IT'S AT |
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I am sure in some parts of the country that would be accurate, but we don't all own guns or drink coffee. Gross. And you're missing the shredded hashbrowns, just saying. [yes]
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I like to keep my grenades at the table, too. I throw them in the neighbor's yard so I can enjoy the smell of heated shrapnel in the morn with my OJ.
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I much prefer the flash bangs in the morning, definitely gets the people's attention, but doesn't do any harm. I am all for everyone getting some breakfast in them before the maiming and killing commence for the day.
It's called civilized warfare, damn it. |
Oh yes! Plus, it makes them more lively! much better for the final kill. :) I'd rather break my prey rather than have one that's slow and doesn't have much vigor. Feisty targets are just more satisfying.
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Feisty targets give you the chance to exercise your skills and hone your craft. Challenges are what we need, not docile prey. Which is why I won't hunt animals, they are much to easy. Humans on the other hand, crafty S.O.B.s
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Plus, animals are cute and don't deserve cruelty, and humans prove to be much tastier. :) They can make a nice roast or stew, mmm. They can be crafty! Occasionally some of the ones with energy are quite stupid though, and it's amusing watching them fall to obvious traps they should have foreseen!
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Do you ever wish you could be a werewolf? I would love to be one, and hunt as one! Holy crap that would be the ultimate high.
Not sure how I feel about eating another human...my last name isn't Donner. |
Hm..personally, I like the idea of being a sexy vampire (that doesn't sparkle). Vampires just have this sexiness to them. More than that, I'd love to be an extremely sexy demon. That'd be amazing <3
LOL OH MY GOD. THAT'S TOO GREAT. I wouldn't actually eat a human, but I do enjoy a good cannibalism joke [lol] |
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that is a lame ass breakfast, omg.
..then again cookies and soda aint the best breakfast. ...And some granola bars are pretty good. Okay maybe it aint that lame, bUT ITS SOOO LITTLLEE D; |
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