*falls over* Still got to work on not doing that.

*giggles and licks tinkies face* nyah ~

MAKE ALL THE FOOD.

*wipes his face* ofie!

*noms all the food*

*pouts* I sowwy.

-makes more food-

-burns all the food-

oh noez it's broken.

STOP THAT AMERICAN.
YOU KNOW YOU CANT COOK.

Can probably cook better than I can.

I can make a damn good bowl of cereal. Have you ever had the cereal i ever poured?!
NO. so shush! xPPP

now Imma go fall asleep and sleep and stuff.

LOL.
it's just cereal.

Has the american ever burnt Ramen? Because i did. somehow.

the American has never cooked anything, ever.

guess i'll be making all the meals for tinkie...

It was a one-off thing!

i made perfect ramen.

Clock will force the American to learn how to cook,
because Clock will not be a house wife.

I can make perfectly good ramen, I just don't make it very often!

I'm the best housewife and tinkie better appreciate it.. >_>

Clock will never be a housewife.

If it means I eat something other than ramen, sandwiches and the occasional other food, I would appreciate it.

i enjoy making breakfast and lunches and full dinners for my loved ones.

Clock is use to being on her own.

I've never even had ramen, it smells bad. And noodles make me think of all kinds of worms

I'm gonna die when I don't have the ability to use the shiny blender. For all the shit I give it, it does a lot of stuff.