I doused my closet and everything in it in fire retardant before I left, Coleypoo so you lose.

And he does have so much sass. I'm going to start calling him sassypants.

Coleypoo? Sassypants? What is this? Boyfriend hour?

But did you read the note I left you? :(

No, but it is what you get for constantly calling me short, Mr. Sassypants.

What did your note say? Something sassy I'm sure.

Okay, shorty. :)

It said "Clothes given to charity. Can be bought again at your local Goodwill."

You will find a court summons slid under your dorm door shortly, Mr. Sassypants. It reads: "Give me $5000 to buy new clothes."

5k for clothes?! 5 fucking grand?! Wow!

It's alright. The court summons will be in the nearest fire pit before you know it. It's the only way to not have to deal with your womenly obsession of clothing.

That's a ten year collection of clothes, boy. And there was a f'ing 300 dollar prom dress in there. You're paying for inflation, and you know what? *sends new court summons for $6000* Now you're paying for the nostalgia I lost with the prom dress.

You mean you've been collecting clothes in that closet since you were 11?!

I'm not paying for anything. It was not my doing. It was actually some strangers doing who happens to have the same look and name as myself. Doesn't mean it was me though. *sticks my tongue out*

Mmmm, okay, maybe since I was 14, but keep in mind I'm almost 22.

I've no proof. You're guilty till proven innocent. I recommend refilling my closet by the time I return and worshiping in front of it or we can longer be friends.

Also, I've got to go again, sorry.

14? You could be spending money on other important things. Not clothing. You don't need anymore.

No can do. It's not my closet to worry about. It's yours. You're the owner. It was not my doing anyway. Your clothes just happened to disappear...somehow...

Oh really?

Lol, you're probably right, but I love clothes and most "girl" things honestly.

It is your problem because you're the one who made them disappear, Mr. Sassypants.

Yeah, sorry. The parental units decided they wanted to go out as a family today.

You're setting a horrible example for women everywhere by that.

I didn't do such a thing, Shorty. It just happened. I was there and they went "poof!" then they were gone. Like magic.

Should have told them "No. There's a boy I want to talk to."

I'm setting a downright wonderful example for women who want to be as girly as I like to be.

Welllllllll then. Muster up some magic and bring them back.

Eh, I would rather have stayed home, but I had no choice.

Girly? Hahaha. Cute girly? Or no? :P

I'm not a wizard though. :)

You always have a choice. Even around your parents.

Um, I dunno. I wouldn't exactly call myself cute girly. I've never been called cute in my life. Okay, maybe when I was a little munchkin, but I'm more into a mature feminine style.

*sighs* I guess I'll just go weep in a corner over my clothes, then.

True, true. I'd just rather sit through the dinner than hear for the next two months that I didn't. Besides. Food.

Pics or gtfo.

*pulls out one of your dresses* You mean one of these?

I'm going to a Japanese Hibachi Grill when I get home this upcoming weekend for food. Gonna enjoy myself the luxuries of good food made fresh in front of me. Nom nom. Plus it'll be my birthday treat and my older brothers grad treat. Think i'll do something else with my dad though.

Lol, I don't really have any full length pictures that show how I dress.

You monster.

Ahhh, hibachi! I have not been to hibachi in a couple of years but that is some of the best food on the planet--lucky you! I dunno what I'll do for my birthday. I don't really have anything up my sleeve this year. Last year I was in the Bahamas and now I'm like...there's nothing left to top that.

You lie!

*throws it in the trash*

It's going to be awesome. Going to probably order roughly the same thing I ordered last time which was the bomb. I believe it was some fish, kalamari, and I think steak. Going to be the best thing ever. And you went to the Bahamas? Really? Wow. My next vacation is WDW. Planning on it.

No, not really, actually.

SPOILERX

That's the only full length picture I have and it was after trekking up a mountain.

The rest look like this and don't show ya much.




And I thought you'd enjoy this little gem that I found on my camera:

UTTER MONSTER. <.>

I usually order shrimp from the hibachi place I go to. Mmm. And yes, I want to the Bahamas. Right after a trip to WDW. On the Disney cruise ship. :D

Knew it! Knew you were cute! Not only that but your face is just plain beautiful. :) Being a brunette means your attractiveness is multiplied by roughly 100.

I didn't do shit. And you can't prove it.

I'm going to WDW for 5 days during Christmas Break of next year. Going to be amazing. I have never went to Disney World before and have always been wanting to go so it'll be so fun. I mostly want to go to EPCOT but the other parks will be treated just the same. And? What? You mean you went to WDW, then on a Disney Cruise Ship, that went to the Bahamas? Damn........

I'm finally getting my AA in Deaf Studies this semester, and then I'll be graduating with my BA in Deaf Studies concentrating in Deaf Cultural Studies next Spring. (Only took me 8 years for both of those degrees that should have only taken me 4, but hey... I just have to survive 9 upper division classes next year to make this happen).

Brunette power activate! Anyway, thank you. I am glad my beauty overwhelmed the wet cat picture. XD

Cole, you did do shit! Go buy me back my prom dress or we can no longer speak to each other.

Oooh, that's fun. :) You'll love it. I've been to Disney World twice and Disneyland like three times. Epcot is a fun park but you really must go to the Animal Kingdom. I love it there! SOOO pretty, and it has the best rides next to the Magic Kingdom. Anyway, yeah we went and spent three days in the parks, then got on a cruise ship and went down to the Bahamas for a few days. We hadn't done a vacation since I was in middle school so decided to go for it. It was an amazing way to spend my 21st. Now I can always say I had my first legal drink in Disney World.

@Cloud: Congratulations on getting the AA! It's super difficult to get through any college, but if you work hard you'll get through those classes.

Yeah, people are telling me it's pointless to walk because it's a pointless degree anyways. :/
School is just stupid stressful and ugh... I'm not sure how I'm supposed to make it through those last classes - 8 of the 9 will be in ASL with no interpreters. D: And each one of them is 2 hours 45 minute long seminars. :/

Anywhos, yeah... -.- I'm not going to have a life at all... the next year. xD

@Ely: Hot brunette power. Because dem brunettes are fine.

*looks innocent* Say what?

I only really want to go to EPCOT for Test Track and Soarin' being those are the two coolest rides in the whole section of EPCOT. I also want to buy a lanyard and some pins to trade because...i'm a nerd for stuff like that. There's also a bunch of other stuff that I want to see but good thing i'll have my DSLR because i'll take that thing with me for all the awesome photo opportunities.

@Cloud: That's utter crudola. No degree is pointless, especially if you're proud of it. Walk for it if you'd like.

Yeahhhhh, most people don't have a life in college. XP But you can do it.

@Cole: >.> Men.

Test Track is awesome, especially since they revamped it to what it is now. Soarin' is fun. Make sure you get fast passes for them because the lines are mega long since they are like the only rides in the park. I like Epcot more for the 15 different cultures they have represented there. You get to trek the whole world in a day. :)

I have a decent sized pin collection that I started back when I was a wee kiddo. I filled up my lanyard last trip and I love it. It just hangs off my dresser now. I don't trade the pins, though, I just collect them.