The thing with Littlefinger is that he's a crazy brilliant. He's just finding that he's not as brilliant as he thought he was because now he has to screw the crazy woman.

They are just average pictures that you happen to like.

You're telling someone who's watched anime for 10 years that she wouldn't understand the randomness of a an animecon?

The crazy....screamer...of a women...

Says the attractive lady from Colorado.

Yes. Exactly. You're far too messed up in the head to understand such a thing. It blows your mind that one of those exist.

That was disgusting. >.> If I was Sansa I would have been throwing up in my mouth a little bit.

I know. I was blessed with semi-decent genes and I'm glad my parents decided it would be better I was born in Colorado rather than Iowa.

Mmm. Yeah. I might be too normal and too much of a stick in the mud to understand it, really.

I would have fallen out the nearest window.

You'd probably be blonde if you were born in Iowa. The brown hair of yours makes you stunning. My favorite part.

See, now you're starting to understand. *robs your Disney pins*

Lolz. I was going to say I'd have gone up to one of the sky cells and thrown myself out.

It's possible, but doubtful. My grandfather was blonde, but everyone else in my immediate family has brown hair.

*shoots you with a net gun, hog ties you, steals back her pins and leaves you to rot for your crime*

Take too long. Wouldn't be worth it.

You never acknowledge my compliments.

*tries to escape, hoping she won't leave me here forever* You didn't see that coming. I'm that good.

So you'd really rather stay stuck in your room listening to that?

Because sometimes I'm trying to start a different conversation!

No, I saw it coming. That's why I shot you in the ass with a tranquilizer dart before I left.

Stop using logic!

But this middle column of our three column conversation is reserved for compliments only.

You didn't clarify the shooting of me in my ass. You left that detail out. Oh, you sly girl...

Originally Posted by APBCole

Stop using logic!

But this middle column of our three column conversation is reserved for compliments only.

You didn't clarify the shooting of me in my ass. You left that detail out. Oh, you sly girl...

Cole's a pervert.

Then make it a four column conversation if you insist on continuing to compliment my hair.

I didn't mention it because I thought it better that you discover your prone position on your own when the scary men walk by.

Originally Posted by APBCole

10/10. Would visit your basement. Pool table = sold. My house doesn't have a basement, persay. Just a ground level.

Woh. Hitler only killed Jews and secretly tried to search for mythical riches with the help of a full time professor/adventurer.

That was getting beyond off topic so I'll bring it over here.

I also have a dart board, a big screen t.v., and a Wii down here. I would have preferred a ground level house. I hate living down here but the closet....and my own bathroom...and privacy....

You lost me there. I guess my German blood should protect me from the Hitler mountains, right?

Originally Posted by ElysiumFate

Cole's a pervert.

Then make it a four column conversation if you insist on continuing to compliment my hair.

I didn't mention it because I thought it better that you discover your prone position on your own when the scary men walk by.

That was getting beyond off topic so I'll bring it over here.

I also have a dart board, a big screen t.v., and a Wii down here. I would have preferred a ground level house. I hate living down here but the closet....and my own bathroom...and privacy....

You lost me there. I guess my German blood should protect me from the Hitler mountains, right?

No...

Fuck it. We're going 6 column. We're breaking barriers and stuff.

I'm not playing to your potential sex fantasies related to me, alright?

It was so on topic that you made it off topic.

And the potential scary ghosts.

We're no longer friends due to the lack of understanding at my Indiana Jones reference.

That sounds so wrong, Cole. Did you just make up a new sexual position name or what? Six column, oh my goodness.

I just recommend you find a way to make that tranquilizer dart wear off before something bad happens to you.

Lol, actually, I was terrified of the closet in my room for a long time when I was younger. I also have to leave a light on in the back of the basement so it's not freakishly dark and creeptastic.

I'm sorry. I've never watched the Indiana Jones films all the way through. *holds up shield to protect herself*

Ely says it sounds so wrong then a few words later actually contemplates a sex position called the Six Column.

It's almost my birthday and you do this to me?

Dark and creepy. Now I know what type of atmosphere you like.

You're clearly a Nazi for saying that statement.

You provided the brain fodder for that thought sequence.

Had you not turned into the kleptomaniac that you are I'd not have had to do this to you.

Oh goodness, no. I love bright airy places more than anything in the world. When I buy my own place my goal is to NOT have a basement. I want huge windows everywhere.

I know. I put them on my Netflix queue awhile back but they haven't gotten to the top yet.

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I'm just gonna leave that here for you. ^.^

That whole thing with Lysa and Littlefinger is crazy, I didn't think that she would have her husband killed to be with him.

It didn't surprise me for a second, honestly. There's somethng very wrong with that woman.

Nothing like being threatened by someone who was probably going to throw my head into the pavement on my birthday...

Hard to believe I liked this guy at the start of the year. I hope he doesn't jeopardize my future here.

I had to do a double take there. I thought you were being sarcastic for a second.

Are you okay?

Me? Alright. Destroyed my birthday.

As long as you're not hurt. I'm so sorry some asshat ruined your day.

If for some reason you want to rant about it I'll listen.

But happy birthday, Mr. Sassypants. Here, have a kitten cake.

I'd rather not rant. It's not something i'd like to do.

A kitten cake? Wut?

Agents of SHIELDs new episode that is on now is making me feel better. Great episode so far. Love it. The jokes are funny as hell.

Meh, some people rant, and some people feel better just forgetting about shit so whatever floats your boat is fine with me.

It's red velvet inside. Do you want some candles to blow out?

I don't watch that show, but I'm glad you're liking it.

Red velvet? On the inside? GIMME GIMME GIMME.

It's a fantastic show if you like Marvel stuff. Has the typical Marvel sense of humor and style.

*takes one slice for herself and gives you the rest of the cake*

Does it have any of the heroes in it or what is it about?

*eats the cake because cake is awesome especially red velvet*

Well it has cameos from people like Maria Hill to Nick Fury. No serious heroes from the movie franchise since it is its own thing and plus...there's kind of a reason behind why.

Red velvet is one of my favorites, too. ^.^ Though I asked for a mocha cake for my birthday in a couple weeks.

You can tell me the reason, I don't intend to watch that show. :)