An empty beach doesn't sound as fun tho. D:

Tho I'd imagine it'd get awkward if there were bunches of people in your backyard all the time.

Eh, I don't care for lots of peeps hogging my space. And less people, less noise and trash.

Plus... Streaking would be easier to get away with, haha.

I understand the feeling. I think it would be nice to have a little private section of beach near public beach. Best of both worlds.

Yeah, that would be nice.

But not too close to public beach.

'cause then you can have crazy beach sex. Yes.

Mhm, but then there's the issue with sand in your butt crack. :/

Dammit... Big blanket?

Hm, that would be a good idea. Dx Why didn't I think of that?

idek. I'm kinda disappointed tho. Beach sex did sound like an awesome idea til sand.

Fuck it. Hot tub sex.

Eh, I've heard not so good things about hot tub sex. :/

xD I'd imagine you'd overheat or something.

And bacteria, I'd assume.

Ugggh. I'd hope you'd clean out your hot tub. D8

I would! But there's no telling what Game might bring over and use in there...

[gonk] Dear God.

I know. :( He's ruined so many nice hot tubs.

ugggh. Tell him to ruin his own hot tubs. D:

I tried... He said some crude about "What's yours is mine." -.-

:I. He's like a deadbeat brother.

In some ways, I believe he is... And I didn't ever want a brother. [gonk]

... xD I'm sorry.

It's alright. One of these days, I'll ship him to your place. ;)

no why. [gonk]

I figure you can have him... Taken care of. Properly. With cement blocks and fishes...

D: Why do I have to do the dirty work!