Cora, I fired you because you became a liability for the company. We can't have liabilities.

:P

*calls friends to infiltrate*

I don't know anyone who intends to apply...

*cough*

There, that should work...

Meh, I really only worked for you to spy for another company anyway

Liability, Smility. You need my....special services...to umm...take care of those numskulls.

My skull is totally sensate, so I know that wasn't about me...

*wanders off to drive some nails with her head*

But I can't hire someone who is going to ask for lots and lots of benefits. It costs too much.

I can simply send a van across the border that will come back with someone who won't want any of those benefits...

Interesting, does Vera now have interesting holes in her head?

@APB-Who said anything about demanding benefits from you? The minion thing is my outside job.

The holes help her brain to breathe, Cora [yes]

You're still fired. You're going to have to wait a lifetime before reapplying for the job again.

Hopefully some new candidates will apply.

Cora can work for me [cool]

You are brave. Firing someone waving around a gun.

@SZP- what kind of work you got for cora? Need an assassin or bodyguard?

She signed a non-compete so that won't happen, Potatoe.

I made it so she will have a hard time finding a new job.

No more insider information for APB [t2h]

Well, I don't have a company so it might still happen

I need someone with combat skills [ninja]

Just make it under the table work, no one needs to know [ninja]

Oh, it's very hush hush. Are you opposed to training? Not training for you, but you doing the training...

Do get minions in this deal?

That could be arranged... if your training pays off [yes]

My only combat skill involves cutting the enemy's face with a box-cutter...

Does that count?

Good, that is a start. Hey SZP, can we has Vera too?

It could count to an extent. I mean, it does do damage.
But, I'm looking for more than cutting....

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Hmmm, what else can Vera do??

I can tie my shoelace partway with one hand.

And I make tacos. Really good tacos.

Oh, tacos... nourishment... yes, we could use that. Okay, we can has Vera too [=3]

I might be sleeping in a bit, just make sure I'm on payroll...

Woohoo! Vera will make a great addition to party yes ^.^

((I feel like making a thread called cora's bootcamp [rofl]))

Good tacos = money [cool]