LOL.
I was never one of those, "I eat everything!" kids, but I did put a lot of inedible objects in my mouth. (Ughhhh that sounds dirty!) I don't know. When I get anxious or sometimes bored I put things in my mouth. It's weird, I know! I don't know why I do that.

I just like the textures.

Maybe you could get a wood toy like rabbits have and can chew on it sometimes?

When I was in the hospital (Okay, don't laugh) I had a teething ring because I liked to have something in my mouth and it was awesome. >_> I would have bitten myself if I didn't have it. But yeah, maybe if you had a wooden teething ring you could sate your wood cravings for a while? xD

.___. I prefer ice cubes.

I like chewing wood too! I sometimes pick a piece of bark off of a tree and chew on it. And I chew the ends of chopsticks and I chew up the little wooden paddles that come with ice cream cups. I used to chew on matches but someone told me they were poisonous.

I don't like chewing on wood 'casue it might splinter and bite back.

Yeah it's not so good when it gets stuck in my teeth.

Oh God... How do you even handle a splinter getting stuck in your gums? Or stuck in your gums between your teeth? Nightmare fuel.

I just pull some string in between them until it comes out. It usually works.

:c What if it gets STUCK?

Sometimes the string gets stuck. Then I have a problem. I usually have to take something sharp and pick my teeth with it to get broken string out from between them. I stuck myself once and made my gums bleed but I'm a lot better at it now. I don't get anything stuck very often. I'm careful.

I got a piece of wire stuck between my teeth one time and I had to get help to get it out. I don't stick wire in my mouth any more.

... But why was there wire in your gums in the first place? Did your braces fall apart or osmething?

I was trying to clean my teeth like the dentist does and I messed up. It was a long time ago. I don't do stupid things like that any more. I probably shouldn't chew on wood either but I like it.

... I think just floss is good enough. xD;

I use dental floss sometimes. I like the minty kind!

I confess, I don't floss as often as I should. xD;

I try to take care of my teeth but it's hard to keep up with it. I'm usually okay with just not having a smelly mouth. People don't like bad breath.

Yeah. I know what you mean. I've been meaning to get myself into a routine for a long, long time. But I've never quite managed. I suck. .-.;

I have some bad teeth. I think it's because I don't brush them much. I went a long time without brushing because there wasn't any good-tasting toothpaste. Regular toothpaste makes me want to throw up.

Oh? I've never been bothered by the taste of a toothpaste. 'cept I think a really weird medicinal one.