I haven't had a lot of bad things happen. And I've never really had to fight to protect myself because I can just back away and let the Bogeyman do it. But it's good to know how to fight.

I just try to keep it a secret. If nobody knows you can fight then you have the upper hand. Especially if they're picking on you because they think you're easy. Bullies should all get their butts kicked!

Yeah, there's no real point in bragging about how good you are at fighting. I mean, chances are, that'll just start a fight, no? xD;

I see that all the time! They say they can beat everyone up and then they get the poop kicked out of them by three guys or something. They're usually drunk when they say stupid stuff.

I never drink alcohol. It slows you down and affects your motor skills. And it makes people territorial and that makes people fight.

It's stupid. Drink and slow yourself down and make it so you can't walk right and then challenge everyone to fight you! It's really dumb!

I don't think alcohol makes people dumb. I think dumb makes people dumb. You can enjoy alcohol making stupid decisions such as getting drunk, or you can enjoy being drunk in a controlled setting with someone who's consented to look after you instead of getting drunk in a situation where you will do something retarded.

In Japan they just try to ignore it to be polite. It's hard to ignore!

Vera gets drunk sometimes but she usually just passes out and we take her home. She's not the mean kind of drunk person. She just tries to get guys to go with her and it's silly and we have to drag her away.

She got really drunk one night and then I had to sing! It was my turn to sing. It was really embarrassing!

I only drink cokes when we go out. I don't like how alcohol even tastes.

Iunno. I also tend to dislike drunk people, but only if I'm responsible for them. If they're other people's problem and they're doing a good job of making sure they aren't being too annoying, it can be amusing.

Some people are really funny when they're drunk! I don't mind it when people are just being funny. But if they try to touch my butt or anything then they need to be told off. Usually somebody makes them go away.

That's what bouncers are for. They make people go away when they act too dumb.

yeeeah. Those kinds of drunks need hella more supervision. :I;;

I have a friend who's a bouncer and he has a stun gun and everything! I got to see him use it once! It was so funny!

The guy was trying to fight him and he just shocked him and then they threw him out!

Never get drunk and try to fight a guy who carries a stun gun!

... Very good advice. :I;;;

You know about a lot of things so can I ask you a grownup question? I read Wikipedia but they don't always know everything.

Uh, sure, shoot.

Can I PM you about it? It's really embarrassing to talk about in front of everybody. You've given me good advice before so I trust you but I don't want to talk about it out loud.

No problem. Go ahead. c:

Okay I sent it. I'm really embarrassed right now because I've never talked to anyone about anything like this before. At least not willingly. I usually just try to tune Vera out when she talks about it or tries to show me.

If it's too gross just don't say anything. I'm sorry if it's too gross to talk about. I was almost too afraid to say anything about it at all. I hope I haven't gone too far by asking.

Hey, don't worry about it. You weren't offensive or crude at all, and I don't mind helping out, if I can.

I'm glad you're not mad at me. A lot of people don't like it when I ask embarrassing questions.

And thanks for helping me!

Well, most people are just like you. They're not comfortable discussing certain subjects with most people, so sometimes when its brought up, they get embarrassed and they show it by becoming annoyed or angry. Don't take it personally.

c: Sure. No problem hon.

Now I almost can't wait! I'll try it!

I'm going to bed now but I'll be back! Thanks a lot for the advice!

Sure. Good night, dude. c:

It worked! I get it now! It's not bad at all! It's really cool!

Now I feel dumb for never trying it before! Now I want to do it every day!

Ohh are we talking about masturbating? What a wonderful thread this is [heart]

STOP MAKING WITTY PUNS ABOUT MY AVATARS!!!!! [gonk]