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Old 07-03-2015, 09:41 PM

Bufllos can't rool though, they are too big

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Old 07-03-2015, 10:01 PM

They fail-roll and end up just kinda flopping over 90°. They do it in dirt patches when they're taking off their winter coat. We refer to it as rolling. It's a misheard K-pop song lyric, but we like it better, so we roll (eheh) with it.

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#4228
Old 07-03-2015, 10:36 PM

I want to see a buffalo roll
I want to roll. I think I'd like rollimg

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#4229
Old 07-04-2015, 02:38 AM

... Is that how they do it? I always assumed they'd go down onto the ground then tilt over onto their sides and start rolling.

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Old 07-04-2015, 03:38 AM

I want to see a buffalo roll
Is it like cow tipping?

I hate it when people tip the cows. They don't like being tipped, don't do that to them!
STOP.

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Old 07-04-2015, 03:39 AM

COW-TIPPING!

K-pop took over the "rolling buffalo" YouTube search results, and I appreciate that.

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#4232
Old 07-04-2015, 03:49 AM

... I'm pretty sure cow tipping is just a myth. I mean, I don't think a group of drunk college students are gonna make a a hundreds pound cow move against its will.

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#4233
Old 07-04-2015, 04:19 AM

I hope it's just a myth
Cows are so cute, they don't deserve to be tipped



Little, bitty, cutey cow.

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#4234
Old 07-04-2015, 04:43 AM

Cows are p. adorable. xD

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#4235
Old 07-04-2015, 04:46 AM

Ew, cow nostrils look nasty…

Also, it looks like that cow is derping because animal eyes.

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#4236
Old 07-04-2015, 06:12 AM

I just wanna give that cow a big, sloppy kiss on the nose! So cuuuute.

That cow is totally derping.

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#4237
Old 07-04-2015, 06:18 AM

That's a super cute cow! :D

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#4238
Old 07-04-2015, 06:30 AM

I know! So adorable.
It makes me want to have a pet cow..

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Old 07-04-2015, 07:10 AM

Same here! That would be so adorable, to have a pet cow or goat. o u o

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#4240
Old 07-04-2015, 07:57 AM

If I had a pet cow, I'd name it Lucy or Luther.

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#4241
Old 07-04-2015, 07:57 AM

I've done my share of rolling. Be sure to drink a lot of water, and keep a pacifier handy. It's easy to overheat, and you'll grind your teeth apart if you don't have something to chew on.

I know most people prefer techno or dubstep or whatever when they're rolling, because they like to dance a lot, but I like Pink Floyd better. I just sort of lay there and groove out with my paci and my water bottle.

Meh, it's overrated anyway.

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#4242
Old 07-04-2015, 08:05 AM

LOL. I wouldn't want a cow for a pet- They eat a lot of food and make a lot of big poops. It would be hard to take care of one. If I wanted to take on a pet with work of that caliber, I'd take a horse. At least I can ride a horse.

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#4243
Old 07-04-2015, 08:06 AM

Horse shit is a lot less messy, too.

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#4244
Old 07-04-2015, 08:14 AM

YOU CAN'T RIDE A COW?!!?

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#4245
Old 07-04-2015, 08:27 AM

I'm sure it can be done.

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#4246
Old 07-04-2015, 08:37 AM

Uh. Well, I guess its a possible thing, but I'm not sure if the cow will appreciate it.

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#4247
Old 07-04-2015, 08:44 AM

They are so cute, though,
I wouldn't want to ride them.

I just want to smear their wet noses all over my face and cover them with slobbery kisses.

We have cows down the road from where I live. I love riding my bike passed them. They like to sit by the water.

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#4248
Old 07-04-2015, 08:53 AM

I got a cow to lick my ass once, just to see what it was like. Looking back I feel rather bad about that. The poor cow probably didn't deserve that at all.

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#4249
Old 07-04-2015, 09:04 AM

Poor baby cow...
I don't know if I'd trust a cow's tongue on my body. I love cows, but I'd recoil at the sight of their tongues reaching out to lick anything other than my face.

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#4250
Old 07-04-2015, 09:06 AM

Uh. I'd rather not let cows lick my face either. But I'd be okay with petting them and stuff.

 



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