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Hey hey everyone
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CLAAAAAIRE!
I made a thread that I hope will become a trainwreck of humor posts. |
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I laugh so hard when people think I'm an adult.
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You're not an adult, Amane? :0
Then I guess if we were sisters I'd be the older one and I'd get to boss you around and make you clean my room and carry me up the stairs when I'm drunk. |
*smirk* What made you think I was an adult? And if that's how you treat younger siblings, your cred is TOTALLY misleading.
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I dunno. c: I assume everyone online is adults. :o
How did you think I'd treat a younger sibling? I wouldn't share my tempeh with them. I'd burn sage in their room and I'd take them to music festivals and we'd ride in a combie together and listen to Bob Dylan. 8D |
You're all "keep calm and love everyone," so you'd never do anything to annoy them. And you'd cook healthy things for them and play folk music for them when they were having a bad day.
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See? I'd be the best big sister evar!!!!!
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I'd just ignore them all the time unless they wanted to judge the rest of this trainwreck of a family with me.
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I wanna b avas little brother. I could do it.
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You can be my little brother, Ches!
I'd feed you tempeh and almond milk and we'd listen to Bob Dylan and cry at good movies. Then I'd bring you to meet my (imaginary) friends and we'd put you in a dashiki and we'd drive around, playing the ukulele and spreading peace and love everywhere we went! |
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See? So tranquil you wonder how her molecules don't just stop.
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So what's wrong with that???
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No, above anything, it's a marvel. How… How does she stay so calm?
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I just learn that hostile people are just unhappy with themselves and that since I'm happy with myself, I don't need to bask in their negative energy.
c: I have the perfect example of that happen today. |
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ava, your avatar looks very nice [yes]
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I never knew the purple people eater was female!!!!
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You mean to me, I'mma be mean atchu' back. Why? 'Cause you treat me how you wanna be treated. I don't care if you a stranger or ma' mama.
/momma doesn't understand that /and as long as she doesn't, I'll be her fiery, stressful child |
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