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Ava The Vampire
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06-16-2015, 09:11 PM
Are narwhals like... aquatic unicorns?
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06-16-2015, 09:13 PM
Yes, Ava.
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Ava The Vampire
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06-16-2015, 09:21 PM
Do people eat narwhals?? D:
I hope not!
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06-16-2015, 09:23 PM
There's always some country where people eat something that is not food. *fake gags*
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06-16-2015, 09:25 PM
That reminds me, when I bought my barefoot shoes, there was this lady who said that when she was little she used to eat like... pork intestines or something and she said,
"This was what you ate when you were BROKE broke and now they sell it at high class restaurants for a LOT of money?! Now it's a delicacy?!"
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06-16-2015, 09:27 PM
NOTHING ABOUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE FOOD.
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Ava The Vampire
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06-16-2015, 09:29 PM
I know! RIGHT?!
YUCK. I can't believe people eat things like that. 
Ughhhhh.. Yuck.
I don't think pork should be eaten. (You already know my opinion on eating meat in general, though.) But pork is like... disgusting.
Why would people eat that?!
*vomits*
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06-16-2015, 09:34 PM
Bacon. Hot dogs. That's all I can stand.
Oh, sister cooks her bacon BURNT TO A CRISP early in the day and it smells through the house all day. *u*
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06-16-2015, 09:45 PM
When I think of bacon, I think of a pig's stomach being cut open. x.x
Okay, I'm going to stop! xD
I don't eat meat, and I don't judge people who do, so I'm not going to say anything more that's icky about meat. ;>>
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06-16-2015, 09:52 PM
I think of the taste and get very hungry.
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Ava The Vampire
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06-17-2015, 02:02 AM
I get like that too with certain foodies, I guess.
---------- Post added 06-16-2015 at 09:02 PM ----------
fjkd;ahgdhgfdjs.
I don't want to have boobs anymore.
I want them gone.
*gives her boobs to Amane*
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06-17-2015, 02:10 AM
*stares at them in hands* *has no idea how to respond to this sudden gesture*
/I just died IRL
/thank you, I needed to read that
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Menelaus
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06-17-2015, 03:23 PM
today, Menelaus will mainly be speaking in third person
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Ermahgerd Berks
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06-17-2015, 03:26 PM
Why? Does he want boobs?
And all sorts of things can be food if you cook them. It's good to know in case you're ever starving and there are things you could eat if you cooked them.
You can even eat people!
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06-17-2015, 03:27 PM
No, Menelaus is just Menelaus.
/yes, I'm not on my laptop at the moment
/so no Boxman
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06-17-2015, 03:38 PM
Menelaus does not agree, people are not food. cannibalism breeds genetic disease, which is why all the cows went mad. Menelaus would love to explain the intricacies of BSE (Bovine spongiform encephalopathy) further, but apparently Menelaus' long winded, informative posts take all the joy out of learning, so he won't
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06-17-2015, 03:54 PM
I was going to present another random comment, but apparently Menelaus misunderstood me.
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Ermahgerd Berks
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06-17-2015, 04:01 PM
I like learning things. I read Wikipedia for fun.
I know about BSE already, but I never mind learning more about things. I like to read a lot.
And I know people shouldn't eat people all the time, but they can if they have to. That's what I meant. If it's the only way to avoid starving, I'd eat a person.
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06-17-2015, 04:05 PM
I was reading funny deleted Wikipedia articles.
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Ermahgerd Berks
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06-17-2015, 04:11 PM
Those are a lot of fun. I even read stuff on there that I'd never read on the rest of the internet. It's like it's okay because it's on Wikipedia. They're doing it to be educational.
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06-17-2015, 04:17 PM
Schools resent Wikipedia so much, and it's annoying.
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Menelaus
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06-17-2015, 04:18 PM
doubtful, he rarely misunderstands plain speak. but either way, Menelaus thinks that he would starve if people were the only option in the cafeteria, especially on 'mystery meat' day (mainly because it would take all the mystery out of it). the thing is, humans aren't designed to eat other meat eaters, just like most other mammal predators, because carnivorous beasts boast second hand nutrients (omnivores not so much, but much enough). he doesn't eat pork for the same reason (that and the fact that, genetically speaking, its the closest flesh to human flesh. pigs even get sunburn, hence the rolling in their own faeces #suntanlotionforporkers ) ,
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06-17-2015, 04:20 PM
That's right, they get bad sunburns if they aren't careful. Pigs try to be clean but they do what they have to do I guess.
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06-17-2015, 04:28 PM
they're actually the cleanest animal on the farm. sheep often get diseases through uncleanliness around the tail area, cows are walking, pooping, methane machines, chicken coops are disgusting when you have to clean them out, and horses don't count, because they're not generally bred for food (unless you're in France, Eastern Europe, or a hotdog factory)
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06-17-2015, 04:28 PM
Menelaus did misunderstand me. He can be as much of a fount of knowledge as he likes as long as he doesn't intend that knowledge to be even partly for me. I don't want to read it. Knowledge is power, but when at play, unchecked knowledge is my poison.
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