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Old 06-16-2015, 09:11 PM

Are narwhals like... aquatic unicorns?

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#2552
Old 06-16-2015, 09:13 PM

Yes, Ava.

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#2553
Old 06-16-2015, 09:21 PM

Do people eat narwhals?? D:
I hope not!

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#2554
Old 06-16-2015, 09:23 PM

There's always some country where people eat something that is not food. *fake gags*

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#2555
Old 06-16-2015, 09:25 PM

That reminds me, when I bought my barefoot shoes, there was this lady who said that when she was little she used to eat like... pork intestines or something and she said,

"This was what you ate when you were BROKE broke and now they sell it at high class restaurants for a LOT of money?! Now it's a delicacy?!"

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#2556
Old 06-16-2015, 09:27 PM

NOTHING ABOUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE FOOD.

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#2557
Old 06-16-2015, 09:29 PM

I know! RIGHT?!

YUCK. I can't believe people eat things like that.
Ughhhhh.. Yuck.

I don't think pork should be eaten. (You already know my opinion on eating meat in general, though.) But pork is like... disgusting.

Why would people eat that?!
*vomits*

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#2558
Old 06-16-2015, 09:34 PM

Bacon. Hot dogs. That's all I can stand.

Oh, sister cooks her bacon BURNT TO A CRISP early in the day and it smells through the house all day. *u*

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#2559
Old 06-16-2015, 09:45 PM

When I think of bacon, I think of a pig's stomach being cut open. x.x

Okay, I'm going to stop! xD

I don't eat meat, and I don't judge people who do, so I'm not going to say anything more that's icky about meat. ;>>

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Old 06-16-2015, 09:52 PM

I think of the taste and get very hungry.

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#2561
Old 06-17-2015, 02:02 AM

I get like that too with certain foodies, I guess.

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I don't want to have boobs anymore.
I want them gone.

*gives her boobs to Amane*

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#2562
Old 06-17-2015, 02:10 AM

*stares at them in hands* *has no idea how to respond to this sudden gesture*
/I just died IRL
/thank you, I needed to read that

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#2563
Old 06-17-2015, 03:23 PM

today, Menelaus will mainly be speaking in third person ��

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#2564
Old 06-17-2015, 03:26 PM

Why? Does he want boobs?

And all sorts of things can be food if you cook them. It's good to know in case you're ever starving and there are things you could eat if you cooked them.

You can even eat people!

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#2565
Old 06-17-2015, 03:27 PM

No, Menelaus is just Menelaus.
/yes, I'm not on my laptop at the moment
/so no Boxman

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#2566
Old 06-17-2015, 03:38 PM

Menelaus does not agree, people are not food. cannibalism breeds genetic disease, which is why all the cows went mad. Menelaus would love to explain the intricacies of BSE (Bovine spongiform encephalopathy) further, but apparently Menelaus' long winded, informative posts take all the joy out of learning, so he won't ��

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#2567
Old 06-17-2015, 03:54 PM

I was going to present another random comment, but apparently Menelaus misunderstood me.

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#2568
Old 06-17-2015, 04:01 PM

I like learning things. I read Wikipedia for fun.

I know about BSE already, but I never mind learning more about things. I like to read a lot.

And I know people shouldn't eat people all the time, but they can if they have to. That's what I meant. If it's the only way to avoid starving, I'd eat a person.

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#2569
Old 06-17-2015, 04:05 PM

I was reading funny deleted Wikipedia articles.

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Old 06-17-2015, 04:11 PM

Those are a lot of fun. I even read stuff on there that I'd never read on the rest of the internet. It's like it's okay because it's on Wikipedia. They're doing it to be educational.

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#2571
Old 06-17-2015, 04:17 PM

Schools resent Wikipedia so much, and it's annoying.

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Old 06-17-2015, 04:18 PM

doubtful, he rarely misunderstands plain speak. but either way, Menelaus thinks that he would starve if people were the only option in the cafeteria, especially on 'mystery meat' day (mainly because it would take all the mystery out of it). the thing is, humans aren't designed to eat other meat eaters, just like most other mammal predators, because carnivorous beasts boast second hand nutrients (omnivores not so much, but much enough). he doesn't eat pork for the same reason (that and the fact that, genetically speaking, its the closest flesh to human flesh. pigs even get sunburn, hence the rolling in their own faeces #suntanlotionforporkers ��) ,

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Old 06-17-2015, 04:20 PM

That's right, they get bad sunburns if they aren't careful. Pigs try to be clean but they do what they have to do I guess.

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Old 06-17-2015, 04:28 PM

they're actually the cleanest animal on the farm. sheep often get diseases through uncleanliness around the tail area, cows are walking, pooping, methane machines, chicken coops are disgusting when you have to clean them out, and horses don't count, because they're not generally bred for food (unless you're in France, Eastern Europe, or a hotdog factory)

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#2575
Old 06-17-2015, 04:28 PM

Menelaus did misunderstand me. He can be as much of a fount of knowledge as he likes as long as he doesn't intend that knowledge to be even partly for me. I don't want to read it. Knowledge is power, but when at play, unchecked knowledge is my poison.

 



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