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#2751
Old 06-23-2015, 02:30 AM

*pets the Cheshire cat on my bed*

Why is my Mene time always wrong??

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#2752
Old 06-23-2015, 02:35 AM

Because Mene's clock has never been right.

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#2753
Old 06-23-2015, 10:07 AM

lol, I was looking through my email junk file, and found this:
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ATTENTION:

A customer of ours who died nine years ago in Tsunami tragedy in Indonesia leaving behind an estate/capital (US$20M) in a Bank here where I work,
till date nobody has come forward or put application for the claim.

During the Bank private search for the late gentle man relatives your name and email contact was among the findings that matches the same surname as the deceased who died intestate with no Will or next of kin. To maintain the level of security required I have intentionally left out the final details.

Banking regulation/legislation demand that I notify the fiscal authorities after a statutory time period when dormant accounts of this type are called in by the monetary regulatory bodies if nobody applies to claim the funds. I urge you to come forward since I can provide you with the details needed for you to claim the estate/capital so that I can be gratify by you ,in this way $12,000,000.00 for you and $8,000,000.00 for me. I will do all the crucial part in the Bank to have the claim released to you promptly.

Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue to affirm your willingness and cooperation please do so by replying me at my private email [email protected] with your Telephone/Fax number.

I do expect your prompt response.

Thank you,

Terry Cassidy
cheeky bugger, how could I possibly have Indonesian relatives?? these internet scammers will stop at nothing to get your bank details, even exploiting mass scale tragedies is not beyond them (boy will I have egg on my face if this was real ��)

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#2754
Old 06-23-2015, 01:45 PM

They should've typo checked more closely.

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#2755
Old 06-23-2015, 01:52 PM

People are so dumb!
They honestly think that people would fall for that!

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#2756
Old 06-23-2015, 01:55 PM

With a family as big as mine, it's believable that somebody would be in Indonesia and know about me and I'd never know it. But I wouldn't fall for dat.

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#2757
Old 06-23-2015, 02:15 PM

Makes sense.

Still, I mean, it'd probably be a little more convincing if they actually used your name in that email, though I still wouldn't fall for it.

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#2758
Old 06-23-2015, 05:21 PM

lol, maybe not. though anyone with two brain cells to rub together can tell that English isn't their first language. but its like fishing with an empty hook. you may not get a bite out of a hundred casts, but that one hundred and first cast could be the difference between a fish supper and starvation. all these people need is one money grabbing chump to apply, then they empty their account for all its worth. that, or they clone cards and put it all on red eleven in the golden palace. that happened to a friend of mine. apparently he was in Vegas and losing terribly. the guy didn't even own a passport at the time ��

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#2759
Old 06-23-2015, 09:55 PM



I finally caught her in the act.

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#2760
Old 06-23-2015, 09:57 PM

I don't freaking believe it. I've been trying to re-install a game on the lap because of a new patch since five o'clock, its now eleven thirty and the dagnabbit thing is still downloading. is there no justice in this world?!?

lol, the vent thief caught in the act, now if she will just line them all up and perform a bunny gymkhana...

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#2761
Old 06-23-2015, 10:28 PM

GAMES THAT TAKE FOREVER TO DOWNLOAD, AND YOUR MOMMA WON'T EVEN LET YOU LEAVE THE COMPUTER ON OVERNIGHT BECAUSE SHE'S SO PARANOID ABOUT FIRE. *throws a car*

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#2762
Old 06-23-2015, 10:50 PM

I'm not a gamer, so I don't have that problem. :(

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#2763
Old 06-23-2015, 11:06 PM

MAN, I JUST HEARD RING DING DONG OUT OF NOWHERE AND I LOVED IT.
/Ring Ding Dong is a K-pop song
/IT'S BY SHINEE AND I LOVE SHINEE

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#2764
Old 06-23-2015, 11:12 PM

Is that pronounced, "Shine"? Or "Shine-y?" Or "Shin-Ee?"

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#2765
Old 06-23-2015, 11:14 PM

Shiny. Shiny SHINee~

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#2766
Old 06-23-2015, 11:16 PM

I wouldn't have even noticed it if I wasn't woken by a mosquito trying to drink the left side of my face. I can't stand the things, and up until a few years ago, we didn't even have mosquitoes here.. thanks global warming, you're a star ��

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#2767
Old 06-23-2015, 11:17 PM

THEY WILL BURN.

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#2768
Old 06-23-2015, 11:22 PM

I hate mosquitoes. Thankfully I haven't been bitten in the last two years.
I don't know where they all went!

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#2769
Old 06-23-2015, 11:37 PM

they all came here, and shall feel the flat cold wrath of an Xbox game case if foolish enough to land on a wall. I don't usually terminate living things, but if its feeding off me like some kind of loveless succubi, then the kid gloves come off and I am maniacally driven to silence that high pitched buzzing you can only hear when they fly by your ear. Menelaus 1 mosquito 0.. for today atleast ��

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#2770
Old 06-23-2015, 11:57 PM

I can't say I'm sorry for the mosquitoes leaving here and going to the UK.
I wish I could be in the UK, but if there's mosquitoes I don't want to come.

I'm watching Belle and now I wish I had a dress like Dido.

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#2771
Old 06-24-2015, 12:12 AM

SUCCUBI ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

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#2772
Old 06-24-2015, 12:31 AM

I'm craving a veggie sandwich with vegan mayo and avocado.

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#2773
Old 06-24-2015, 12:35 AM

wait, your favourite is a demoness who gets her jollies consuming sexual energies to the terminal degree? how aromantically asexual of you

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#2774
Old 06-24-2015, 12:39 AM

Because! Here's what happened!

I was introduced to incubi and succubi by an online game in which they're just seductive soul-sucking demons. Since I was, like, six, I didn't pick up on the seductive part and all I saw was pretty. I looked up incubi and succubi just to see what would come up, and when I learned they were seductive, it wasn't enough to scare me off. I still think they're pretty. Evil and pretty soul-sucking demons. I avoid thinking about the gross part.
/my whole family loved dat game at one time
/it's an important part of my life

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#2775
Old 06-24-2015, 12:52 AM

yaaaaaaay!! three years later, and my game has finally downloaded. I first discovered incubus/succubus in a fantasy novel at a very young age, though I was fully aware of the evil implications and the deviantic sexual annotations. I even had a succubus villain OC in one of my fanzines as a result

 



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