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Menelaus
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05-31-2015, 09:49 PM
lol, "k-pop is my shepherd, I shall not want..."
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Amane
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05-31-2015, 09:55 PM
I BLEED K-pop.
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Ava The Vampire
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05-31-2015, 09:59 PM
Who run the world?!
K-POP.
OMG. Amane, I was watching a video of my 13 year old self doing a make up tutorial. I was doing "kawaii" yet... REALLY J-ROCK HEAVY make up. I looked awful!
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Amane
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05-31-2015, 10:00 PM
J-ROCK LOOKS SO COOL OMG.
Erase all the evidence that I was ever between ten and seventeen!
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Inzanebraned
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05-31-2015, 10:33 PM
Hey, Menelaus!....I trust that your hospital stay was short and sweet and that they treated you well! I hope you are feeling much better!
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Ava The Vampire
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06-01-2015, 01:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Menelaus
hope the treat me better than they did Michael Jackson ��
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I am so going to hell for laughing at that!
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Amane
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06-01-2015, 01:57 PM
Where did 'e type that?
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biitchyass
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06-01-2015, 10:27 PM
Hey everyone its been a while.lol my life been busy lately. Hope everyone Is great
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Amane
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06-01-2015, 11:49 PM
Was. But, well, parents.
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Ava The Vampire
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06-02-2015, 01:23 AM
I was also great at first...
Now I just want to die.
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Menelaus
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06-02-2015, 06:56 AM
hey!! no dying, dying is most definitely verboten here. lol, you need to join camp immortal and live forever frolicking by the candy cane trees and chocolate fountains, its where all the best people go, you know (besides, I hear that Hell is not a very nice place. apparently they make you dance the jitterbug in a teeny tiny room jam packed with sweaty over obese old grannies, who constantly try to give you granny kisses with their dentures out, for all eternity )
my hospital stay was brief and uncomfortable. they prodded and poked at me like a prize pin cushion (I'm still sure that "drop your pants" line is how they get their rocks off, I was in there for my throat and lungs). I had to stay for twenty four hours observation on a course of intravenous dexamethasone steroids *hulks out and rampages throughout the city* I'm expecting the hairy palms and moobs will grow in any day now. chest x-ray came out clear, apparently I have the lung capacity of a Trojan horse, though Odysseus didn't look too pleased when they discovered his hiding spot (I plan on using my new radioactive powers for good, maybe finding coins down the back of the sofa, or locating the remote). I also had a minor investigative surgery, a nasoendoscopy the call it, very intrusive. it involves the insertion of a foot long mini remote control camera into a place that anything longer than the tip of your own finger should never ever ever be (a bit like an airport cavity search, but from the other end), just so they can get a good gander at your throatal innards. very unpleasant, and I wouldn't recommend it as a 'fun night out' activity. apparently I have a mild erythematous epiglottis, or in layman's terms "daaaaamn!! its all red and swollen down there." so anyways, they let me out Sunday evening and I've spent my time back rallying the neighbours, who all have prior grievances with this wine bar/restaurant, which is apparently jointly owned by some Hollywood movie stars (wtf they want in a grubby part of town like mine?? and a few years ago they lost a whole building to fire because of gross incompetence). lol, I've decided to become an unofficial campaigner for social justice "power to the people!!" (lol, my spandex suit is in the mail). I've written a healthy ten page letter to the Department of Environmental Health, including pictures (because that's how we roll in old Blighty, if someone messes with you, write a stiff letter of complaint, have nice cup of tea and a chin wag, then everything'll be rosy) and I am awaiting their reply. I've also convinced several of my neighbours to do the same, and to include anything and everything they've ever had a problem with that place since they first came to the neighbourhood two Christmas' ago. lol, the under manager even called the police on me because I kept asking for his boss' contact details (probably a little more aggressively than I should have, but not in anyone else's earshot so its my word against his, nobody ever wins that race unless they're in a professional vocation, not a clip tie receptionist in a grilled chicken food stop) but after I spieled my gift of the gab on them and showed them my discharge papers and the devastation they'd made of my yard the police almost arrested him for wasting police time (you don't ever mess with Brit-cops, they're all trained psychologists with extendible billyclubs and overwhelming numbers, both at the flick of a switch). just got to know how to talk to people in this world and you'll get all you deserve in life. the general manager cut short her vacation time to come and speak to me after that and we've set up a correspondence between myself and the company's owners, via her of course, but it's a start. even Ghandi had to start somewhere, eh
hey biitchyass: (lol, she still refuses to change that) how's you, have you made the grand exodus to sunny California yet? if so can you find out who these big shot Hollywood movie stars are who just tried to burn down my house and give them a piece of your mind!? and not the nice piece either, I mean the piece that comes from the short bus
erase all evidence that I ever wore MC Hammer parachute pants to a party once... or tence
Last edited by Menelaus; 06-02-2015 at 07:41 AM..
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MousyGrrl
blarg im dead
Banned
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06-02-2015, 07:20 AM
If we bring them back into style, nobody will ever be ashamed to have worn Hammer pants.
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Amane
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06-02-2015, 01:56 PM
Leggings as pants.
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Menelaus
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06-03-2015, 06:33 AM
lol, leggings as pants are totally legal.. depending on your sexual preference of course. tacky? maybe. unflattering of any cellulitic misshaps? definitely. but legal none the less
lol, sorry, but I'm afraid that HammerPants will never make a come back in the way they were in at the height of HammerTime. he did after all warn us "we can't touch it" and I personally plan on listening to him this time around. mainly because you should never ever ever argue with a preacher. convincing the masses of something they didn't know they needed to know is what he does for a living, how can I compete with illogic that
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MousyGrrl
blarg im dead
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06-03-2015, 08:51 AM
I wear leggings, because I can do that.
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Menelaus
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06-03-2015, 11:01 AM
lol, and that right there, is the bestest reason to do anything. kudos
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06-04-2015, 03:01 PM
I don't wear leggings 'cause I have nothing to wear them with.
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Menelaus
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06-04-2015, 04:25 PM
lol, I don't wear leggings myself, but I'd defend with my very life your right to wear them loud and proud (today I saw a woman in a pair of black leggings and you could actually see the rosiness in her cheeks as she walked down the street )
my word for today is floccipaucinihilipilification. if you don't know what it means, bleh! you'll have to do that floccipaucinihilipilificate thing and look it up . .
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06-04-2015, 05:25 PM
I already know the word floccinaucinihilipilification. Even when it was brought up in Latin, I knew it. I taught everyone how to say it.
/I can type it fairly enough
/I'm working on spelling it out loud, but I'm bad at spelling out loud
I was gonna try my desktop again, but then I got distracted, and then I chickened out.
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Ava The Vampire
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06-04-2015, 07:17 PM
I am so proud of myself!
I did something really awesome and amazing even though I was scared to do it!
My friends I wanted to share this with are offline and the forum we use is also offline currently so I'll have to settle for sharing the great news with you guys!
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Amane
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06-04-2015, 07:20 PM
Are we going to know what you're talking about? 'Cause I know you'll have no idea what I'm saying if I say the Internet is back on our side thanks to Tahko's magnificent moustache and a handy supply of funny-shaped bushes.
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Ava The Vampire
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06-04-2015, 07:52 PM
When I think of funny shaped bushes, I think of Edward Scissorhands...
And when I think of mustaches, I think of Wendy. Ohhh... Wendy.
But yeah, you'll find out. Basically, I finally talked about something that had been haunting me for years and years and I never, ever thought I'd ever share that with ANYONE ever! I mean, I shared this with my therapist, and it was amazing, but sad at the same time because I've seen this same therapist for three years.... And it's sad that it took three years for me to finally open up to her like this. x.x
But I'm still proud of myself for talking!
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Menelaus
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06-04-2015, 07:57 PM
wow, well done. some people go through a lifetime of therapy and don't ever manage to make any progress, so this is actually a really big step. congratulations
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Amane
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06-04-2015, 08:01 PM
I've taken to bringing up old events as a form of revenge upon my sisters.
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Ava The Vampire
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06-06-2015, 05:14 PM
Bringing up old memories sucks, if they are painful memories.
I'm super sad today. But I'm trying to be happy!
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