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#2476
Old 03-07-2018, 03:13 PM

Humpday captains sing this song do daa do daa.

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#2477
Old 03-08-2018, 08:51 PM

But its thursday now. So there!

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#2478
Old 03-10-2018, 12:29 AM

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Mr. Wrong, Modern day Bard for Diners everywhere!
I'm suppose to be the Burger King. No electric guitar. Avatar failure.

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#2479
Old 03-10-2018, 02:10 AM

Oops. I thought u were the king of the road

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Old 03-10-2018, 03:33 AM

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I'm suppose to be the Burger King. No electric guitar. Avatar failure.
I could tell you were the Burger King.
Speaking of burgers, I tried the Impossible burger today.

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#2481
Old 03-10-2018, 03:41 AM

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Oops. I thought u were the king of the road
Shoot. If I were King of the Road then I wouldn't have to sit in traffic with these bozos from California who enjoy that it takes them an hour to go 20 miles. But I did manage to prevent one bozo from cutting me off so he could exit right from the left lane. Hehehe.

One fine evening I was driving west on highway 58 towards Tehachapi with no one around. No one was ahead of me for a mile and no one was behind me for a mile. It's moments like these that I just pay attention to what is ahead of me, and not behind me.
Then I see a car behind me. He is racing. He passes me on the left and then cuts in front of me to immediately exit on the right.

All this bozo really had to do was just let off the gas when he was behind me and just eased onto the exit ramp. But no. Californians don't do that. Or at least it's rare when they do. Your typical bozo from California thinks they must always overtake another vehicle to exit to the right when a tractor trailer is ahead of them.

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#2482
Old 03-11-2018, 12:31 AM


Giggles at mr. Wrong in all the bozos out in California

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#2483
Old 03-12-2018, 08:36 PM

I wonder if we could ...rig..some truck puns to roll along on

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#2484
Old 03-17-2018, 01:54 PM

*peeks in and waves*

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#2485
Old 03-18-2018, 12:49 AM


Never let someone drive you crazy it's a short little trip and the walks probably good for you anyway

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Old 03-19-2018, 12:02 PM

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Never let someone drive you crazy it's a short little trip and the walks probably good for you anyway
lol

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#2487
Old 03-19-2018, 06:42 PM

Ohhh, hummy! LOL.
You're so silly.

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#2488
Old 03-20-2018, 12:15 AM

Just drive that load of silly home

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#2489
Old 03-20-2018, 05:53 AM

This is cute.
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#2490
Old 03-22-2018, 03:14 AM


I hope it's a lucky penny

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#2491
Old 03-22-2018, 03:39 AM

That's a giant ass penny for it to be THAT visible next to a truck!! :O

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#2492
Old 03-22-2018, 03:40 AM


And still it is only $0.01 half of a person's $0.02 two cents

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#2493
Old 04-03-2018, 12:31 AM


I have to get back on the Mac Air Book 2to post some pictures of funny things humorous things

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#2494
Old 04-03-2018, 02:41 AM

Are you giving me your two cents up there?

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#2495
Old 04-03-2018, 02:48 AM


pffft hummy will give you much Goldies!

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#2496
Old 04-03-2018, 03:00 AM

One time, in the drive-thru, mother gave the employee exact change of two cents. The employee shouted to her fellow workers, "A customer just gave me her two cents!"

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#2497
Old 04-03-2018, 03:01 AM


that. was good!

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#2498
Old 04-03-2018, 03:02 AM

We laughed so much. It was great.

I miss Arby's cakes.

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#2499
Old 04-03-2018, 03:05 AM


are you going to go get some?

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#2500
Old 04-03-2018, 03:06 AM

I can't. They were replaced by Oreo Bites. And I told you how I feel about those.

 


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