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Bad jokes and puns😱
The worse, the better. [mrgreen]
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees. |
Too funny |
And hummy is still alive. [eager]
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[music] This was a triumph... [music]
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I almost choked to death on a piece of granola today |
[squee]
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[ninja] i'm here for the puns...
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From jumping out of cherry trees. [green] |
Just gotta get this out of the way now:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85...pskirddxgp.jpg Okay. Continue. [sweat] |
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That's when the elephants jump out of cherry trees..... [mrgreen] |
elephants and cherry trees! never knew they had something in common haha
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So...What did the flower say to the bee?
"Don't bug me!" |
What do u call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A roaming Catholic |
The invisible man stopped by the other day, but I wasn't able to see him. [mrgreen]
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opposum it could b done [poke] |
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What's Grey Weighs 2 tons and comes in a can?
Cream of elephant soup[mrgreen][mrgreen][mrgreen] |
What did the mime say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he was speechless.... Giggles myself helpless |
What do u get if u cross a elephant with a dog?
A really, really! Nervous mailman. [mrgreen] |
If u know a better fish pun, let minnow.[mrgreen]
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Do ewe count sheep at night?
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