....
Okay, I learned.
I also learned how to ride a unicycle.

Anyways, I still have to go to the damned Red Sea.
I knew I should have just used Deathnote.

I agree completely, Fil.
It would be an awesome mafia weapon.

I know.
For a second, I thought you meant the unicycle. And then I was like, "He's probably talking about both."
Because I mean, you Coloradoian's know everything about unicycle riding and their uses. Like, um, unicycling over people.

No.
Unicycles suck.
Seriously.
You can't do anything with them.
Except throw them at people.
Which is pretty neat,
but too much effort.

Yeah, throwing chairs and consciousness's and daggers and pencils and sharpies and post-it notes and jamba juices are lots more fun and efficient.

I wish I had a monkey. That would be so kickass.

That /would/ be kickass, Fil.
So kickass I'd explode.

Oh yeah? Well I'd explode and implode simultaneously. So there.
Or a meerkat. Those things are pretty kickass.
Or those prairie dogs. They'd make good secret agents.

Big Dog #1: -pops out of hole and talks into walkie talkie- Big Dog #1 to Sneaky Dog #4, Icing is on the cake. I repeat, Icing is on the cake.

Lalala~
Sorry for abandoning you. I'm babysitting, on & off today. It really sucks hardcore, but meh. :(
I get more money toward my laptop. :D

You're gunna get a laptop?
Awesome.
I suggest not spilling coffee on it, through experience. >>
It smells kind of good afterwards, though.

XD
I'll have it *supposedly* by Christmas. All of my babysitting money is being held by my aunt and uncle, who I'm babysitting for. I'm only babysitting a 1 and a half year-old, and he's adorable and mostly easy to take care of. I'm only getting like, $50 per week, but meh, that'll lead up to my laptop in no time at this rate... I believe I already have $400 amounted up toward it. :D

Yay?
That's awesome.
I like my not-laptop, though.
It glows.
=D

8D Try spilling coffee on it.
I hear it helps it run faster.
Possibly.
Maybe.
Just do it.

You know the nike slogan thing, 'Just do it'?
I wonder what it's talking about.
I would love kit-kat as a boss.
"Take a break."
"Okay, thanks."

Can I work with you and your kit-kat boss?
'I'm hungry.'
'Take a break.'

Or the Nike slogan.
I bet it's talking about spilling coffee on your computer.
'Should I spill coffee on my keyboard?'
'Nike, just do it.'
'Actually, my name is /MIKEY./'
'JUST DO IT.'

Heyyy Fil.
(:
let's be twins again.

Yay twins!
Because you had way more money than me.
I'm never good at these kinds of websites.
I'm using colors now because I get more money. :33

I really doubt you do.
But that's alright.

Did I tell you about the man who smelled my shirt at Target?

If I didn't, I will now.


So I was at Target, looking at clothes.
I picked out this really cute tanktop that had like, stripes and it faded between colors. I think it was yellow and blue.
It was soooo cute.

Anyways, then I went to like, check out and everything.
Then this guy was behind me in line and he just bends down and smells my shoulder.
I didn't say anything.
But it was really weird.
:/

You do. The money amount is underneath our feet.

Yeah, you told me. That sounds awkward for you.
The only thing I do at Target is get the Icees they have there. Or the breadsticks.

Maybe he wasn't smelling your shirt. It could have been that he was inhaling an earwig that was about to go into your ear, thus saving you from earwigs eating your brain.
You should be thankful.

Oh wait. You mean that you don't think that we get more money for the codescripts. ><
I am the best at interpreting things.
I think you do, the amount you get depends on the amount of characters in the post.
... are double posts allowed?

Oh, I am thankful, Fil.
Very thankful, indeed.
Earwigs infested my loft last year. :(
It wasn't cool.
At all.

I love Icees, so much.

Soo.
My ear is a rascist.
D:
Isn't that just unkind?

I hate earwigs. My uncle and aunt's backyard has a lot of them. They crawl around all over the place and I always have to check if one's there before picking something up, because sometimes they have me do garden work or something.

Icees are the best. Usually I have at least one icee a day. :3
Not today, though. D:

Yes. Maybe it's not really racist, tho- your body is just putting up a white forcefield to protect it from earwig infestations.

Maybe that's what it is.

And you have one icee every day?
really?
that's really... unhealthy.
:/

Earwigs scare me.
Once I cut one in half, and it still crawled around.
they live foreverrrrrr.

xD I'm sorry. It is really unhealthy. But I ride my bike to get it. :D It takes hard work to bike half a mile there and back.
Usually I can't finish the thing anyways.

Earwigs are creepy, so it's a good thing I don't see very many of them around here. :D
a chicken can live two years without it's head. :3
yay for fun factoids.

I can't ride a bike.
But we'll go when I visit, right?
Yes.
We will.

There used to be a lot of millipedes in my loft.
there aren't anymore.
just cats.
lots of cats.

so I had a bagel for lunch.
it was good.
:D
I love bagels.

We will many times a day. Even if we don't have any money to spend there. :D
And I can teach you to ride a bike, because I have two. For some reason.

Millipedes are icky. and Centipedes. And most things that have lots of legs.
Cats are cool, thoughh.

I need to eat lunch soon. And I get to go to subway. :DD
They have sandwiches there, if you didn't know.

dude i need to teach you how to ride a bike.
i'm such a pro teacher, it'll take like, a second. and it'll be a heartwarming story because at the end you'll be like BAM WINNING THE TOUR DE FRANCE. it'll be intense.

like, you don't even know.