Llama mecha will be our not so secret, secret, weapon of doom. With the fearsome llamas even Barry the Chimera will quake in fear.

Yes yes it shall. No one shall know the power of our wepon of doom except us and Mr Mayor.

That's if Sir Mayor ever come to see us. I feel rather shunned. However I'm sure we shall see him at the next event, so then we can let him see the llama mecha.

And I have rediscovered my hatred of job application forms.

Mr Mayor has not come to see us that's incrediably rude of him not to come and visit us even after we told him about the Sporkan Army.

Oh dear the curse of the job application form.

Maybe he's gone back to moping about Vicky. Poor dear. Maybe we should create an application form for the Sporkan Army. Share the pain. Though I think it would probably put people off joining us.

I have returned as I said I would

IT probibly would put people off if we made an application form.

Not if you made it optional and really hilariously funny or fun.

Hello Aeisha. Nice to meet you! I've not spoken to you yet so I shall give you some random words of wisdom. Iffle, Biffle, Blop.

I has defeated the dastardly application form. I'll just have to wait to see how successful it was. An amusing application form could be fun. Maybe something to do later.

Yeah you could almost make it into a quiz if you wanted and have several outcomes with them all leading to be in the sporken army.
And I be Aeisha. Once mene's cutest naked person now I am just a random mene

Question one of the applications form: what is your gender (please put a cross in one) [ ]male [ ]female [ ] I'm not sure.

Oh I like that one. and maybe for age you can have one of the choices as either 'I lost count' or 'I forget'
Oh and I need to go to bed I have to be up early tomorrow, night all. I shall be back.

Night hun.
How about speicies
[ ] Human,
[ ] Martian,
[ ] Dwelf,
[ ]Other (give details),
[ ] Unsure

What is Barry ?: [ ] That guy *points at random guy*
[ ] erm...me? [ ] Chimera [ ] someone I don't know.

What is Sifty Steve's alias?
[ ] Your Mum
[ ] HIM_ROCK
[ ] Mr Mayor
[ ] Who's Shifty Steve.

I think this quiz thing may almost work.

It'll be funny to see peoples answers.


How are you feeling today?: [ ] happy [ ] alright [ ] sad [ ] I can't feel my ears! [ ] I do not compute the word feeling. I am a robot.

We has robots now. what do they look like? are they green? or purple or maybe both. Beware the Sporkan Armies psychodelic robots!

Who knows robots may want to join our Sporkan Army becuase they have been rejected by their robot peers.

I'm back, hello everyone. How are the Llamas?

Hello Yarrian. The llamas now have jumpers with letters on. They are now Mecha Llamas to be feared by our enemies!
We are also requiting reject robots particularly interestingly coloured ones. I want a green and purple one!

We'll paint the robots interesting colours so we can tell them arpart.

Yay, robot painting is one of my favourite passtimes XD Can I have one with purple spirkly paint? Can we paint the Llamas interesting colours too?

Paint one of the robots sparkly purple if you want. But I don't think that the llamas would be very happy if you painted them.

True, though it would be fun to have multi-coloured Llamas. Would the benefit of multi-coloured Llamas outweight the disadvantages of getting kicked a lot while trying to paint them? Probably not. Oh well.

You could always dye the llamas while they sleep. llamas have to sleep some time, so you can make them multi-coloured then.