=o Congrats!
-dances around the gold egg-

*dances a jig*

*realises she doesn't actually know what a jig is*

*sits down on the ground in sadness*

-whips out instructions on how to do a jig and lays them on the ground-
LET US JIG!

*studies instructions*

.......wait a second Fabby, this isn't jig instructions. Its a treasure map! *le gasp*

I want to be a treasure hunter! Yesterday I went to a closed mine and found a piece of gold... my cousin was all "Its fools gold, you fool!" but being that I found it beside an old mine, I figure there's a small chance that its real gold... I'll have to go to a specialist and find out.

...So it is! No wonder my jig was all off.
Fifty paces to the left we go! The epic treasure of the thread is at stake =o

Yes the epic treasure hunt for the epic treasure of the epic thread! It shall be.........

.........NIFTY! (I bet you thought I was going to say epic.)

Now 32 paces diagonally.

Nifty > epic anyway. x3
It shall now be the epic treasure hunt for the nifty treasure of the awesome-possum thread. Because it CLEARLY SAYS in the sig banners that we're awesome-possum, and because I think the phrase awesome-possum is funny.

Now we have to hop twice to the right and then pass go and collect $200.
Who makes these things?

Aweome-possum > Nifty > Epic

It is the simple mathmatic progression of coolness. *nods seriously*

Its your map. Next we have to cartwheel through the river of lava.

*pauses * You think we would have previously noticed that river of lava in our thread.

We apparently never noticed that vast, looming jungle directly beyond the river of lava either. With the swirling mountain of doom at the top. Do you think that's where we're going?

Hey, I didn't make the map :[

Now we have to go to the hospital to treat the third degree burns. Then return to this spot and swim through that piranha-infested river in under 45 seconds.
This had best be a damn good treasure.

*peers above the mountian of doom at the giant red "X"*

I belive it might be.........either that or two of the X's of the neon sign for a pornographic mountian resort went out.

Really it could be either one.

*picks at bandages from burns and piranaha bites*

Now we must find the tallest tree of the forest and cut it down with.........a herring!

*pauses to see if Fabby caught the movie refrence*

No no no. The pornographic mountain resort is on the other Giant Mountain of Doom. That's definitely where we want to go. -smacks hand- And don't pick at those! Then you'll start bleeding all over yourself again and then you'll probably get some sort of infection and that will slow down our epic expedition!

Waitwut?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

I figured it was. x3

I haven't seen that movie in a very, very long time.
I do remember a guy with some coconuts for horse sound effects and "'Tis only a flesh wound," though.

I adore that movie.

*finishes cutting down tree with herring*

Now what do we do with it?

Use it as a bridge across the river of lava. That hurt.

I totally just tried to type that as liver of rava. xD

Didn't we already cross the river of lava?

I thought that was wear I got all of these burns from.

We did, but we are going to have to get back eventually. Or we could use it as a bridge across the river of piranhas. We just need more herrings.

Where else would you have gotten the burns...? O_O

*pauses* I do not know.

...........and that is realtively disturbing.

Uhh... never mind the expedition.
Cap'n, you need to go to a.. er.. happy place. With a lot of other people who need to be.. er.. happified, like yourself. -straps to stretcher-

You mean the place with all the men in the white coats? *giggles*

Oh yes, that place.
I see you know it.

They'll never catch me alive!

*runs away over fallen tree across river of lava*

...Damn. I knew I shouldn't have put that there.

*continues running and falls into the river filled with pirana*

I should have cut down another tree.

Edit: *giggle* I just named one of my dragons "I Can Swallow Your Pets"