Why certainly Fabby I would love to help.

Tis only a flesh wound. Well multiple flesh wounds but who's counting? I'm sure my body will make up for the blood loss any time now.

*Jabs an IV into Cap'ns arm and fills the bag with lava* That should fill you back up.

Lava, it does the body good.

........well, after the burning stops anyway.

Bloodloss makes you cold so if you fill up with lava then you fix both problems. :yes:

Makes sense to me.

Now, onward! The map says next we must bunny hop 60 paces straight up.

........how are we supposed to defy gravity? Did the free desk lamp happen to have a jet pack setting Fabby?

We use the magic inherent in the bunny hop. That's how the Easter Bunny hinds the eggs up high.

*hops experimentally*

Huh, thats the trick to floating. I thought it would be harder.

*Hops up sixty paces* Ouch! I think I just hit head on a cloud.

*pokes cloud above head*

It feels like cotton candy.

*grabs a handful and stuffs it in mouth*

Tastes like cool whip.

Wait for mee~! -hops up-
Don't eat that D: Didn't anyone tell you about the acid rain!? xD

Fabby, I'm currently dealing with missing junks of flesh from a piranah attack by being hooked up to an IV of lava. I am not very worried about acid rain.

...That's an excellent point. Munch away.

Now we have to hop across these here clouds to that island in the sky over there. How magical.

I am highly suspicious of islands. Especially magical ones. *glares suspiciously*

What's wrong with it? It looks like a perfectly nice tropical island to me.
Besides, we have nowhere else to go. We probably should have thought of this before deciding to levitate.

It's going to plumet to the ground and there will be polar bears and secret hatches.

I've seen comercials for Lost.

I haven't. =D
It's perfectly safe, I swear. Have I ever steered you wrong?

ZOMG. Cap'n, you have an ARMY of puppy eyed chicks. This is awesome.
That was actually the first thing I thought of when I saw the item.. xD

.........is that a rethorical question? But I guess we shall have to go to the island. *hops on over after eating more cool whip flavored cotton candy acid rain clouds*

Hey there is a giant slide on the far side of this island! Another thing we probably should have noticed before this point!

I do have an army! But Alfred is the only one with puppy-eyed power. The littles are still in training.

Yes. Don't answer that question. xD
-slides down slide- Wheeeeeeeeeeee~ AAAAG, I WANT BACK UP! -attempts to scramble back up- There's a giant pit of snakes down there DDD:

Guh, the cuteness is overwhelming. I can't imagine how powerful you'll be when the newbies are trained.

Why oh why must all of the steps on this treasure map lead to pain? Woe is us. Woe.

*climbs painfully out of snake pit and gets onto waiting elephant*



We will conquer the world!!! Muwhahahaha!!!

.........you may have Europe....and New Mexico.

This must be a truly amazing treasure for it to suck so much getting to it.
-clambers onto waiting sea lion, pulls snake off of ankle-
Why do you get the elephant? xD

New Mexico? Are you serious?
...I want Asia, too. Europe and Asia. You can have Canada.

I got out of the pit first. XD

*travels the elephant/sea lion express along horribly run down stretch of highway while studiouly ignoring sketchy looking hitchickers until we reach the base of.......... the MOUNTIAN OF DOOM!*

Hey, I'm the one conquering!

.........but you can have Asia as long as I get everything else. Except for Switzerland and Cuba. I promised them to my sister and brother respectfully when I was 8.

You don't want to use my adorable fluffy bunnies to help? I know you do. Look at how cute they are. Just look. =o

Cuba's not in Asia. xD You can have Switzerland, fine. >_> ASIA IS MINE. I has Japan now. That means... I can have Majora's Mask on virtual console =o
/nerd

THE MOUNTAIN OF DOOM!
Hrm. There are two paths here. One of them is laden with painful, spiky wooden traps and the other one appears to have a nice tram that will take us to the top of the mountain. Which one?

*shakes head sadly* They might be cute, but they do no have hypnotic puppy eyes.

I know where Cuba is silly, I just meant that everything else was all mine except those.

*while sitting and pondering path choices, bumble bee hat opens mouth and lets out a jet of flames burning up all of the spiky wooden traps*

O.O Whoa.

Sorry for double posting, but this thread needs to be revived. And what better way than....



HAPPY HAM!!