AHHHHH! MY EYES! D:
Wait, you have a top on! xD

<.<
If anything, the top would be off.
I'm proud of my boobies.
<3

Congratulations? xD
I'd run around topless, but people tend to look at me oddly when I do that.

haha, I'm a little chubby,
but because of my boobs, it's a little better.
Although I have an issue with stretch marks.
without them I would look fine.
T_T

Ehh, everyone has stretch marks.
No one notices. Of course, hopefully they aren't looking. -covers self-

Ugh, I wish.
Mine look like I had a baby.
T_T
Cause I gained and lost alot of weight in the past couple of years.

You wish... that people were looking? xD
I'm sure they're not nearly as bad as you think they are.

No, I wish that no one noticed.
People notice...I can tell.
x.x

How do you tell the difference between looking at stretch marks and just.. uh.. inspecting the goods? xD

Originally Posted by Fabby

What's this? People, in our thread?
Do you get to run off with any of the gems? xD

I think they make you pay for them. They'll cut them for you too if you want to have them set.

Fabby, I don't think people inspect the goods of my flubby belly.
lol

Woo! 80 pages!

......that has to have some signifigance right?

*falls face down on keyboard*

I need more coffee.

Hello everyone!

Cap'n doesn't seem to get enough sleep. D:

...Fabs is now confused o_o;

I don't know where we are on the path to the Mountian of Doom anymore. *scratches head*

Now I'm even more confused D:
I think we were trying to ski directly uphill, but I fell off the mountain and you fell into some sort of pit of snakes?

Good Morning everyone!

Morning, er evening Jecynecy!

I though I fell into a pit of acid......

Oh dear. I'm sorry >_> that sounds worse than a pit of snakes. -lowers a rope into the pit of acid- You should probably get out of there.

Hey Jecy!

How is everbody?

-Hands Capt'n a bucket of water and some burn cream- Might wanna wash that acid off. Has a tendancy to eat skin.

*climbs out, washes off acid, and applies burn cream*

Thankies...........now I need to find some clothes. *blushes*

*takes Jecynecy's sash and wraps it toga-style*

I'm ready!

To the top of the mountain!
Back to that skiing uphill bit... D:

Give me 2 sarongs and I can make ether a dress or a skirt top combo. Give me three of them and I can make you some poofy pants. Four and you can have a pant's top combo. Myself I would go with the skirt and top combo because I know 3 diffrent ways to tie the top.

-hands pile of sarongs-
Clearly, we need battle clothing. When was the last time you saw female warriors dressed in something sensible, like ARMOR, eh?

Never! Don't with armor, it would severly limit the boy-fan crowd.