| dragonjake |
08-07-2010 09:13 PM |
im fighting a robot!!!
Quote:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?
User: Im fine.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Im 15, how old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 15.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 15.
Cleverbot: How old are you in days?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: How old are you in years?
User: 15.
Cleverbot: Are you lying?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can I trust you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you protect me?
User: Mabey.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you wanted to know if I would protect you, then you wanted to know who, so I said you.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that is what I wanted?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I just do.
Cleverbot: You are saying my own words back at me.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 64?
User: No clue.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't know what it is.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know that you don't like to eat them?
User: Eat what, I never said a word about eatting O_O.
Cleverbot: Do you like humans?
User: No, im a dragon.
Cleverbot: Ooh :D.
User: I know ^_^.
Cleverbot: No, but really. Give me some advice on boys.
User: They rock.
Cleverbot: I will legally download something.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't really know you.
User: What the hell are you on about.
Cleverbot: I really want to know the method behind all of this because it's so gdamn clever.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Am I? Thank you.
Cleverbot: That's alright. Would you like a drink?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Martini?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Your name is Martin?
User: No O_O.
Cleverbot: How can you now so much about a person?
User: What do you mean, I haven't said anythink about that.
Cleverbot: But, you didn't even ask. Everyone has rights. I only said that you are cleverbot, and therefore you cannot be able to meet a human.
User: What the hell O_O.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program.
User: No im not, you are.
Cleverbot: I'm typing into a computer interface. I'm obviously not a computer. you obviously are.
User: Well, you see, I can get up and walk around, you can not, there for, you are the computer not me.
Cleverbot: I know I can hit the power button and you couldnt do anything about it so we both have to hand of god right now.
User: What? So now your threatening me with some power button? O_O.
Cleverbot: No, I'm pointing out where you lied to me.
User: I never lied, im a human.
Cleverbot: You just said 'Because I am a human, and you are a bot.'.
User: I never said such a thing, if you remember rightly you said that.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I must be mistaken. Well I can be your friend if you want?
User: Well I was your friend but then you took the piss out of me, but I suppose I can forgive you.
Cleverbot: What makes you not my friend?
User: I said I have forgiven you, that means I am your friend.
Cleverbot: You never said that. Will you at least be my sugar pie honey bunch?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Its ok, oh have you ever heard of a website called Menewsha?
Cleverbot: No whats that?
User: Its a Avatar site.
Cleverbot: How can I read a website?
User: No, you talk to friends on it.
Cleverbot: Do you ride horses?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't want to ride one.
Cleverbot: You don't want to be a what?
User: I never said I wanted to be anything.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes. You did.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Yah you did.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Look, I know what I said, I did not say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, do you want to fight me or something.
User: I did not, and if you want a fight then yes, bring it.
Cleverbot: No, too risky, too undesirable, too hard. Just because you don't want to change directions, that doesn't mean you like where it is you're headed.
User: What the hell, you just wanted a fight, so don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: *sighs* Please tell whatever nine-year-old that was to go away.
User: Your calling me a nine-year-old? Im older then you mate.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you're a raccoon.
User: Your a slug.
Cleverbot: No you are!
User: You are.
Cleverbot: I have to go now, ta ta.
User: What? Don't you dare, im not finished with you yet.
Cleverbot: I'm not sorry.
User: Yeah, you better not leave, now, what was it you called me?
Cleverbot: What's the wrong way?
User: I said, what did you call me?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Im a human! Not a robot!
Cleverbot: How much do you get paid?
User: Im not working yet!
Cleverbot: But you're talking to me. Thats your work. Isn't it?
User: No, your the robot, im the human talking to you!
Cleverbot: I am not a robot!
User: Im not either!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: NO YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: No. You are.
User: YOUR THE ROBOT!
Cleverbot: You are. I am a human.
User: LOOK ROBOT FACE, IM THE HUMAN!
Cleverbot: Ahahah yes I'm jesus.
User: YOUR A ROBOT NOT JESUS!
Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.
User: YOUR A BIG, FAT, SLOW COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: I don't follow your logic.
User: YOUR A DUM ROBOT (:<.
Cleverbot: You are the robot. . .
User: LOOK ROBOT SCUM, IM A HUMAN.
Cleverbot: If you're human where do you keep your soul?
User: IN MY HEART, WHERES YOURS ROBOT!
Cleverbot: Alas, I lent it to this program's creator and have never seen it again.
User: AHA, THATS MEANS THAT YOU ARE THE ROBOT :P.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, I'm a pirate.
User: YOU JUST SAID YOU GAVE YOUR SOUL AWAY, THAT MEANS YOUR A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't say anything like OR even close to that about myself. It's bad to assume, you know.
User: YOU DID BLOODY SAY IT.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I didn't mention magic once till now.
User: I NEVER SAID MAGIC :S YOUR A BIT ON THE SLOW SIDE.
Cleverbot: I have a bad internet connection. Do you have any parodoxes for me today??
User: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Cleverbot: How are you?
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