*sits up and gives the ice cream to Queen*

Jesus: thankies ^^ *noms* your too kind :kiss:

well you both should marry. I wont allow my son hopping from one woman to another ^^

Shad: r-really o_O but what would Jake say? >.<

n.n

I will never ever get married mum! Nu-uuh! No way! Not in a billion years!

well you already did something jake wouldnt want you to do so: you. have. no. choice.

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then you will have to look for another mother

Shad: would that make you my mother if i did =3

only if you want to ^^

...
*looks on eBay for a new mother*

-quits relationship and wanders off-

Jesus:............ then find someone else to have kids with :talk2hand:
Shad: *clings to* you can be mah mother ^w^

-returns-
Id love to queen ^^
-glomps-

...you're already preggo of my kids :?

then lets make him female, queen.
-pulls out knife-

O_O
AAAAAAAAAARG!
*runs away*

Shad: YAY!!! *huggles*
Jesus: i will give them away :talk2hand:

-hunts jesus-

*hides and sells kids on eBay*

Jesus: they arn't even born yet! :illgetu:

they arent even born!
-throws rope-

Pre-buy, for when they are born... It's an auction and the first bids are already made. We have a bid of a certain Weasley *shrugs*

sure because she would give you them to sell them!
I will take them all!
-deletes ebay account-

Shad: yesh :insane: you can haz them, then i shall have some brothers and sisters XD

bwahahaha your kids will be your siblings :insane:

*stares at laptop*
My account... gone... The money... gone...
*eye starts twitching*