:talk2hand:

I didn't want one anyway!

*cries in corner about lack of pandas*

-gives cass a penguin and a panda-

*throws panda away and cuddles penguin*

:')

-huggles the panda- :'D

I just saw a penis.
Cannot be un-seen. Dx

I've touched one. You may think that would lead into a dirty story, but no, I'm just a transvestite. o.o;

it was an accident. When it warned about being nudes, I figured it'd only be showing butts or everything BUT the penis.
Nope! completely wrong.

hurhur.

Where were you? :rofl: As a wise transvestite of the world, I've seen a few in my time...all my own with different stages of tumour growth. :')

HIM wishes HIM hadn't returned now

Why? o.o

You and yer talk of pee-pees

You should steer clear of my Tumblr then. :lol:

cass: on dA.

penor tumors?
I don't want to know.

@Momo: Oh, I thought you were venturing somewhere naughty! :sweat:

I was selling myself on the streets and some bitch had a little more than a desire for my seed! :cry:

casset: nope! ;D
hehe!

That's why you need to use protection!

I was told that protection was for losers! :cry:

whoever told you that was a looser!

My imaginary friend did. I knew he was jealous of my pristine sexual health. He caught something after a lads holiday in Magaluf. :cry:

I think I just walked into this convo at the wrong moment :p hello all what are you all up to, today?

Hiya. C: Not much, I'm just having a lovely lazy Sunday. I started a new sim legacy, so I guess that's something. :lol: You?

About the same went out grocery shopping but now just hanging out at the house. What is sim legacy? I have sims 3 and love it but I have never heard of sim legacy.

lula: we're just being silly. :lol:

cass:...what kind of imaginary friends do you have? ;rofl:

haha yes it definitely sounded that way momochan XD

@Lullaby: A sims legacy is where you create sims and tell a little story for them. Some people upload them. Want me to link you to my favourite? C: My one starts with a rebellious copper as the founder who has some severe anarchist leanings and has to try and keep the town of Appaloosa Plains crime free with the use of her computer hacking skills and talent at DNA profiling. C: I can't wait until she has bebehs! 8D

@Momo: I have dirty imaginary friends. :cry:

*sneaks in* *has own theme music*

:boogie: I'm getting a good start on my history assignment! Got one more part for two of the questions and then a third question to answer and I'm done! :D