And once again, im back

Well I assume being constantly horny would make cuddling difficult too haha

woah, why is bucket talking about being horny?

Not really when you have a place to put 'things'
but I'm usually the little spoon :D

Holy crap. I laughed a little too hard then. Sore throats are not good for laughter.

Alright. That's it. I've had it. I am sick to f***ing death of people on facebook liking those damn 'certified hottied' or 'naked selfies' pages. Seriously. There is an entire f***ng internet of porn out there. You want chicks in skimpy clothes? Go to a freaking website based around that. I don't care if you 'like' some chick on some stupid pose trying to look sexy with almost nothing on.

*is never a spoon, Ever*

I like being the little spoon too!

I love being the little spoon! My nickname in my last relationship was teaspoon (because my name starts with T, I like tea and I like being the little spoon, it was pretty clever haha).

@Ted: get a third spoon in so you get the best of both worlds haha

@Tnt: I hate that as well! D; Half the sluts on my facebook don't actually own clothes.

And thus the rant emerges. Bravo tnt, bravo.

Im always the little spoon. Makes me feel safe lol

lawl, we are all the same.

I have made sure that if someone makes it onto my friends list, they require clothes in their Profile picture.

That wasn't even going to be my original rant, but that happened, and I forgot what the original one was going to be about.

Hey, I don't even know what it's like to be a spoon, so I guess i don't count when you say we?

I'll spoon you! Well, I'll be the little spoon so technically you'd be spooning me, but it's a learning exercise haha

I need a new profile picture because I don't like the hair in my current one but I prefer having someone else in them, I can't win haha

The only time im even gunna be close to being th big spoon is when chris decides to use my bewbs as a pillow and lays on me xD

O.O youve never spooned before tnt?

My facebook is a gay men... and gaymers as well
so I get posts like

constantly lols
and thats why I love being on my facebook
I only have 1 girl as a friend that duck faces

I'm friends with quite a few chavs because we know each other through school/friends/work etc so there's no getting away from them. I can put up with their scantily clad ways just to see the fights xD

Nope. Never spooned, Ever. Don't think i've ever kissed someone either, but that's another thing.

That's brilliant, Ted.

Bucket: I've got a few people like that as friends too. They fight often, so it's usually amusing.

I do think this was my favorite posted this week:

I love Facebook drama! xD

Tnt, u need a gf ._.

Wow, love that video teddie

please, don't remind me. It's actually starting to get to me now. And I pride myself on being capable of going days without human contact.

tntk if you don't need human contact why are you on here? or we just computer people?

If he had a girl friend we wouldn't see him as often D:
He'd be too busy having a life :P

It's only if I'm online I feel like a total loner because pretty much everyone else I speak to has a S/O but in real life like no-one I know does haha

I don't need human contact. It is nice to have though.

If I got a GF, I'd learn to multitask.

I don't have a significant other :/ i wish i did though..