Glam rock! <3

I've always wanted to go to a Glam Rock concert.

Yeah, that would be pretty awesome.

Oh god, they're stood outside my bedroom being noisy and yelling at each other. Then singing stupidly loudly. ERGH. Do you think i'll get in trouble if I go smash a glass over their heads?

You might actually. :/ Hm, how about gassing them, they can't trace that to you.

I don't have any gas. D:
I happily would though.
Every. Single. One. >/

how is everyone♥?

Fine thanks hummy, if not for the idiots in my flat.
How are you today? (:

Get a farty dog to sit by their door and stink them out. :D

I'm doing well thanks, Hummy. How're you?

I don't have a farty dog either.
Damn. I'm missing all the important ingredients.

I guess you'll just have to go down the good old arson route. I mean, I'm sure you have all the ingredients for a molotov cocktail or a petrol bomb, who doesn't?

I don't think burning is a good idea. D:
I like the smashing idea.
Back to the glass option.

Fire is fun though! D: F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium bombs, N is for no survivoooors!

You could introduce these people to the ones that have been outside shouting in my street for a while.

Maybe they're the same ones, and they're just really loud so you can hear them all over Scotland?

Originally Posted by SexualPlacebo

I don't have a farty dog either.
Damn. I'm missing all the important ingredients.

i can lend you my fartie puppie, Sashie♥belle.
she is always stocked up on stinkers!

I hate dog farts! D:

Originally Posted by Absurditea

Fire is fun though! D: F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium bombs, N is for no survivoooors!

It is, but i'd have to pay a fortune in damages. Paying stuff isn't fun. D:

Originally Posted by KatMagenta

You could introduce these people to the ones that have been outside shouting in my street for a while.

Please lets. Then they can bugger off elsewhere and make noise. D:
Leave us both in peace.

Originally Posted by hummy

i can lend you my fartie puppie, Sashie♥belle.
she is always stocked up on stinkers!

Please do!
Noone can resist puppies.
&&then boom! She drops one and the deed is done. 8]

We can put all the loud, annoying people onto one of the little islands where nobody lives.

Originally Posted by nemo.love_22

*disappears back off into lurker mode*

*drags nemo.love_22:♥out of lurke mode*

Sounds good.
We'll start with the idiots in my flat.
Where's a good island for dumping dead people?

We should shove them into Benbecula

tnkie♥winke says that all things bad get dumped in Australia.

Oh god, now the girls have started too.
One just squealed "Oh, I need to buy some jagermeister".
She better not, i'll kill her. ACTUALLY KILL. >/

I want to go to Australia one day, don't dump everything I hate there! D:

Scarp is currently uninhabited.

Wouldn't they have to go to a pub if they want to drink? It's past 10.

oh, sorry, Bebe♥sweetie.