I tried I'll stop now

So much want!

Fixed it! ;3

Sure. You'll totally stop now.

@GG: Wow you're just so funny. You'll never meet a classier bird than me.

I should do stand up :P

You should, your material is just class.

*groans* Damn it. I now have 2 females on my facebook newsfeed complaining about recent breakups.

There's only ever one girl on my facebook that complains about break ups, but she's a slut that changes her boyfriend more than her knickers so I can see her point. It must be really tiring loving three different people to the moon and back all in the same week.

Ugh I ate too much ice cream and now I feel sick

One's complaining about a breakup from a guy she wasn't even with in the first place, another is bawling her head off because someone she's been dating for three weeks broke up with her. And I'm pretty sure they spent most of those 3 weeks f***ing.

I can see the point of the first girl. There's some fictional characters that I will never get over. >.> As for the second, maybe her guy was just really good in bed and that's why she's sad? That is definitely something to mourn.

Though tbh, you shouldn't make a relationship Facebook official unless you've been going out for over a month

Yeah, I'm less bothered by the first girl. The second one is just stupid though. They met each other 3 days before they started 'dating'. Although that would be a good reason to mourn.

I like that rule. It should be an enforced one.

It's a brilliant rule. One I live by personally. Also I think if you change your relationship status more than three times with the same person it should be changed to "unstable" automatically.

Haha, Unstable. Most definitely. And it's complicated should require a reason for it being complicated, not just 'in the middle of a fight and forgot to turn it back'.

I don't even know why "it's complicated" is an option. Like, why would you advertise the fact that your relationship has gone to shit

Because they're an attention whore, or they want to broadcast that they're likely free before they're actually free.

To be perfectly honest I don't even know how you go about getting a bf/gf. I swear people just breed them and then start going out when they've grown.

I've ben single for a whole 18 years and however long it's been since my birthday this year, so I have even less of an idea than you do.

I've been single since last October and he was the only one that I really counted since the other one didn't pass the one month rule haha.

There is more reasons to list your relationship as complicated >.>'

I have no Idea how you get a GF/BF like you do it to soon you look desperate you leave it too long and they A get snapped up or B say that you're too close or something...

There are reasons to list it as that, yes, but why would you make it public that you are having relationship problems?

It could be that you are also in a threesome or something that is complicated to explain

^ hhahah oh DD :')

That... That's brilliant.

Ummm.... there are people who have been in this thread that are in that type of relationship >.>'