I'm sorry Grum.

@Momo: I think it's a mix between an old woman and an old man fart. It was captured in their bedroom in the dead of night. Although it does lower the farts value, it's still one of the oldest remaining fart jars that hasn't had it's seal broken. :)

@GG: Aw that sucks D;

absurd: ohh! You are very lucky to have such a fart! I am quite jealous!

@Momo: I had to sell my mum to cover the downpayment on that particular fart, but it was worth it! :)

Yeah, so the teachers were like year Mrs ***** is on the phone to Thorpe Park and then like 20 mins later they were like Yeah we can go at a different time with out extra charge and someone was like when will that be and they were like march and the whole coach was like

At least you still get to go :)

Going to see Fright Night in March? Huh... have a March Halloween bash.... :)

nah it won't be fright night... but we were all like "Seriously...."

Well at least you'll still get to go see a movie....

@GG: Do you know if they still have a Saw ride? C:

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Omg I was reading the Uni Confessions page and near died laughing at this one xD

Southampton Uni.

So I was seeing this guy for a few weeks. Everything was great. After going on our usual date, one thing led to the next and things were getting a little bit steamy. Being in his bed naked, out of the blue he asked me "where is this going?" Me being confused and a bit startled, I said "where do you think this is going?"
After some more chit-chat he revealed that he was not ready for a relationship because he was "emotionally confused as his guinea pig had (recently) died." After that I promptly left and that was that.

#ManUp

Do people like that actually exist? [rolf]

Wow. Well...at least you'll get to see something in march!

and you came in on the conversation of farts in jars!

absurd: Oh, I'm sure it is!

So your mom is in eternal servitude now?

@Momo: I actually think my mum was sold for spare parts and scrap metal, but I'm not sure. >.>

Yeah Saw is still there and that confession thing xD

absurd: huh...well, you have an awesome fart, so it doens't matter.

OH GOD. LMAO
that's perfect.
just....xDDD

I like how the name of the collage kinda sounds like tampon.

Absurditea- Thank you for being understanding, you're very kind. ^^
momochan- lol Okay.

My cousin is at southampton uni right now...

@GG: I really want to go on the Saw ride. Though next theme park I go to will be Alton Towers! C:

The whole page is quality haha. It's even funnier than 50 Shades Of Glasgow

@Momo: Definitely! My fart collection is up to 693 jars now! xD

I want to meet someone like that, they look like they'd be great fun! xD As long as none of their pets die >.>

grum: I wonder if he knows the dude in that story? o:

absurd; wooow! You have much more than me! I only have 100! >.<
Mom wants me to get rid of them since they take up so much room.
she doesn't understand how valuable they are, though.
or will be.

ummm whut?

@Momo: My mum was like that for a while, but after I sold her I had so much more room to store the jars! :) Perhaps you should do the same? She's just holding you back!

absurd: when she teaches me how to do all my crafts by myself and tells me where her secret fortune is, I will.

grum: babies on a train. :D

miss tea!!! how is this for my conclusion? too short??

My backyard oasis is the perfect place to relax and spend time with my family. It is the place we can all gather and share stories. I know will we make many memories in the years to come.

He gon get it!

Bonjour creatures of mene!

ofelia: I like cereal.