I love that joke Hummy! Thank you for sharing, I only know one joke but my father told it to me and so...its incredibly racist and has horrendous language.

I know such terribly lame jokes, that one actually seems good, Hummy.

*giggles*

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still funny all the same Humm!

Yes! Finally sports are off of the TV!!!!

D.J.
I would have loved to been able to see him on a typical day. He'd be way cooler then budgies and parakeets.

hummy
My mind filled in the parts that would have need the bad language *nods* Still it was good like that.

tntk
I don't many jokes myself. I mostly have sarcasm.

Wolf he is crazy, if you have food and he is hungry he will stare you down until you give him something. Especially if he knows what it is and he likes it.

Sports are boring.

I'll have to admit, I had my boyfriend explain that joke.
I felt so dumb after I got it. I'm so lame sometimes. Haha.

I'm not a big sports fan but I am surrounded by them so if something happens it's all "Jade did you see that!? Wow you missed an amazing thing! I can't believe you missed that Jade!"

GM: I have that too. I think I forgot how to speak non-sarcastically at one point.

Sports are sort of boring. I do enjoy watching certain kinds of racing, if only because dad raced them at one point.

*shudder* My brother just told me a joke.
Why did the playground cross the road?
To get to the other slide.

DJ: i never mentioned this but my niece's name is Jade.
^_^

Laroose: HA! That is amazing!

DJ: she IS amazing. shes 5 and she knows EVERYTHING about dinosaurs... like EVERYTHING. smartest 5 year old alive..

That is an awesome 5 year old right there

haha isn't he? he says he's ready for next year so i can drop him off at school and pick him up when he's done. [lol]

D.J.
The bird would win in a stare down. i can't stand birds staring at me. If I stare at a cat or dog they cower, but birds don't fear me.

everyone
Sports... I'm not much on sports either. Could never get into them, unless I was playing them.

tntk
I think that sarcasm problem is a medical condition, cause half the time its contagious.

I would be bad at sports with how uncoordinated I am.

Wolf: He does win it's really creepy when he stares you down

i'm awful at sports and always have been. :P except for marching band..

I was in choir for 12 years..that was my "sport" as I told my last teacher

lol. as was band for me. woot!

ok i'm really sleepy.. just thought i'd check in on everyone. night!

Night llonka!

I constantly get into an argument with one person about whether or not Bowling is a sport. I retain that it is not a sport.

Well it is almost the same for me and Darts. I played darts and I am half and half on if it is a sport. I say it is because it can become realllly competitive, it's not because you really are not moving and I see sports as a moving kind of thing.