One time when he came I tried to give him a hug and he asked me where the ashtray was. He was a smoker for about 50 years and then he went cold turkey. I never saw the appeal of smoking. I tried cigarettes a couple of times and the only thing they did for me was make me dizzy.

Yup you were
Yay I found it! (as if it was not so obvious )
That's great! I hope you have a nice time with your grandpa
Now to get back to teaching those young ones. I hate it >.< Just because they have exams it doesn't mean that I can't have free time and that I have to study their stupid books to explain! If only they were me, without any elder sister to help, by now I'm sure they would be dead

Yeha no cancer sticks for me.

Originally Posted by SuperZombiePotatoe

It's a unitato

Originally Posted by Eastriel

Yaaaaayyy TIS SO CUTE.

Originally Posted by Lexadis

I just looked up narwhals on google, and found it was some kind of a whale :D I thought it was some fantasy creature

Originally Posted by Gunslinger Cerise

Haha, that is a great signature, SuperZombiePotato. And a colorful username as well.

lucky poster is.....The 4-sided dice lands on 1

I really want to play a game. But I don't know what.
Or have some kind of deep discussion.

congratulations, SZP!
SuperZombiePotatoe: can you please update your list?

Congratulations what?
Whats happened? C:

What kind of a game? Do you mean online?

On the subject of games, I'm invited to a poker game later tonight. I have a beautiful set for it.

I'm quite good at poker for some reason.

And like on here in this thread? Like either a little game or a discussion.

Ooh, which variations do you play? I only remember 5 card draw and Texas Hold'em, but I've played others

Hold 'em.
I don't play it often but I seem to be pretty damn lucky.

I got this on my last birthday:

Wow nice one :)

There's more to poker than just luck; you have to be able to read people and pick up on subtle ques/quirks. I know someone who plays on a near-professional level.

Originally Posted by hummy

congratulations, SZP!
SuperZombiePotatoe: can you please update your list?

Wait a second, I'm lost O_O
hummy, what just happened?

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Originally Posted by Gunslinger Cerise

Haha, that is a great signature, SuperZombiePotato. And a colorful username as well.

Oh, thank you! Your's is badass

Originally Posted by Eastriel

I refuse to watch anything with zombies xD

The zombie dance was cute... to me

Originally Posted by Lexadis

I didn't watch the zombies dancing video potatoe posted, so I'm debating on watching narwhal video. Is it safe?

It's safe! I promise, just a cute little vid

Wow. I just go for it. I think that scares people

Okay, I'm back. Just had supper

Welcome back! My grandparents are here and they ate, so my parents and I have to wait for their appetite to come back before we go out to a restaurant. I'm hungry. I can feel my stomach digesting itself.

My ex boyfriend used to go to every restaurant in the area pretending it was his birthday for free cake and the humiliation of having restaurant staff sing for him. Eventually they figured him out and now he's not welcome on two places.

Oh no! If your stomach digest itself then... where will your food go when you do get a chance to eat? O_o

That is beyond brilliant
I would do that, but you don't get free cake here

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Oh no! If your stomach digest itself then... where will your food go when you do get a chance to eat? O_o

That is beyond brilliant
I would do that, but you don't get free cake here

Haha we have a whole bunch of stories revolving around restaurants.

With the same guy, on our first date, we went to a restaurant that was racked with hot sauces. He asked for the hottest one available. The waiter brings out this inch-long vial and tells us that one drop will flavor an entire meal. Being the idiot that he is, my ex pours more than that.

Next thing you know, he's crying, nose running. Runs to the bathroom. My guess is that he was trying to pee because an old lady walks in on him with his schwanz under the cold water faucet. She screams, and all the restaurant staff come running.

I never let him forget about this.

There was something similar in the supermarket here. They had just imported some chilli peppers and they claimed that it was the hottest chilli in Africa. My Grandfather's friend had to be a smartass and was like "This is nothing! It's ripe green pepper". So he pops a whole pepper into his mouth. I'm not joking, the guy had to be taken out in a stretcher

Hello all

I always miss Hummy now, and that makes me sad!

Hummy's avoiding us

The Leprechauns made her do it!