I'll say it.

I'd eat Citrus nine ways to Sunday.

An appetizing person with a bottle of champagne? I'd be crazy not to!

I mean, sure, I'd get juice all over me, but that stuff can be licked off.

The things that happen when I leave for a moment.

Well, that's what you get for leaving.

*cranks up the blender*

Thank you. I'm glad I wasn't the only person to think of it.

Ehehehe such a strange perverted conversation I've walked into! How is everyone doing today?

*would offer everyone a taco, but then thinks better of it*

Oh, we're fine, and there's nothing perverted about cannibalism if they're a pineapple!

Besides, I'd be lying if I said I'd never enjoyed eating a pineapple... <_<;

TACOS!

There's probably still something pervy about it, I just don't know what.

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

The things that happen when I leave for a moment.

I share you sentiments O_o

Hey, get enough champagne into me, and I'll put my mouth on just about anything.

Edit: I mean, you know... anything good.

Edit: GODDAMN IT, NOW EVERYTHING I SAY IS DIRTY!

SAUSAGES.

That is all.

Mmmm pineapple
Man, I could really go for some tacos now.

Woohoo, I found a website that has Kiki's Delivery Service on it.
*watches avidly*

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See?! Perverts! :D

PEOPLE ARE DISCUSSING DOING DIRTY THINGS TO ME.

There's nothing dirty about it, You look delicious.

>_>

<_<

Eating could be dirty.

Only if you want it to be.

Also, all y'all back off >( I have a bludgeoning tool!

My tool is bigger.

Am I the only girl here who looks up Kiki's skirt when I watch that movie? I mean, they just make it too easy and all... Practically stick it in your face, they do...

What? I just check to make sure she's got clean undies is all... I'm really hung up about clean bloomers...

And eating is only dirty if you don't use napkins. Not using napkins is not very sanitary.

*sticks a finger in the taco*

It's cold. That's what happens when you leave them laying out unattended.

*goes to heat it up*

*takes the sexy pineapple with her*

Oh yeah, hit me with your champagne bottle! Oh yeah! Oh god, is that a magnum? Oh you fantastic pineapple, you!

Dirty is in the mind of the beholder.

*beholds an awful lot*

*Smacks Vera with her champagne bottle and flees*

STOP TRYING TO EAT ME DX I'M NOT FOOD!

As perverted as this might sound, I can see up the skirts of at least two figures from where I'm sitting.

Citrus! You like it, admit it!

Fine, I shan't eat you anymore... Please don't leave just because I have appetite control issues!

I'll be good, I swear!

*sees the word "sausages"*

I. Will. Be. Good.

I. Swear.

Edit: I decide to be good and the thread dies. I can't do anything right... -_-;

Lol Vera yes, they angle it exactly so you can see her underwear. But is a super cute movie :) one of my favourites!

I like everything they ever made. Some of it is really beautiful, and some makes me cry, but I love all their movies.

Sorry, I was distracted.

Oh yeah, I think I've seen them all. I'm a huge fan too!