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Oh, you're there right now.
Well, you took us to a party, so that's cool. XD Bring me over to the snacks, I want some crisps to go with my sammich! |
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Oh, people get shot out here all the time, usually for trying to screw a dope dealer over or steal from the wrong person.
Nobody just walks up and shoots people here for no reason. And I'd estimate Bologna to be roughly 10 centimetres in diameter, possibly 12 or 13, not sure. Big enough to fit on bread, anyway. The "first name" joke is in reference to a commercial jingle for Oscar Mayer bologna. And most people here pronounce it "baloney," as in, "ah, that's a bunch of baloney!" |
Even with reason, that is incredibly scary! It's so rare for people to get shot here. Hell, I only saw a gun in real life (apart from army parades) when I went overseas two years ago.
WOah, that's a big sausage! Sounds like a nice amount to fit in ya slice. Ahhh, hang on, oscar mayer does weiners as well don't they? That's another song.. I thought that's how it was pronounced, haha. I am learning so much tonight! |
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Yup, and the wieners taste like the bologna, pretty much, except the bologna has some extra ingredients. I'd say my wiener has a name, but I haven't a wiener. The fridge has a pack of them, but they're all named Gwaltney, lol. |
Vera the sausage expert! I like salami though, there's a deli down the road that sells garlic mettwurst. It's beaaaaaautiful.
If my friend had a wiener she'd call it Schnitzel. (My friend wants to get a sausage dog) I don't know why but I laughed a little too hard at that. |
Ooh, a weeny dog!
They're so cute! And that stuff sounds damned yummy... [drool] Ooh, I gotta make coffee, brb. |
They are, my friends have two of them, one long hair and the other is short. The short haired one is nicknamed "maggot". She's a peculiar dog. The other one is really pretty, for a dog.
It's super freaking good but I think I bought them out, they haven't had any for a while. COFFEE TIME! |
I'll have to see if I can find a place that has some, I'm sure I can get someone to buy it.
It sounds awesome. Yeah, I'm having to make a half-pot of coffee, because we're almost out... I just used the last of it, and there wasn't enough. Ugh, I'm so sore, I feel like someone used me as a punching bag. I must have slept wrong or something. |
*yawns* mmm I could use some coffee, but I have no milk or cream [cry]
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It's so worth the effort and the convincing! I would totally send you some if I could. :p Sausage express.
Oh no, so have you not had enough to wake you up/turn you back into a human? New category in the olympics: Sleep Boxing. ---------- Post added 08-09-2014 at 09:39 PM ---------- I've had coffee about.. two times in my life. |
Half a pot will have to do.
Sausage Express, eh? I'd ride on that. XD Hiya, LD, how's you this morning? |
Very, very express. *weeps*
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How are you and Wonderland? [heart] |
I'm good, just really sore. I think I slept funny.
My back hurts like I slept on a brick. |
That was a shit waste of time.
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Sleepy, did they at least feed you?
I wanted to say don't go, but I didn't want to cheat you out of a good time if it turned out good... Sorry it sucked, but it's over now? |
Nope. I'm still hungry.
I spent more time walking there and back than I spent there. |
Ohhh where did Sleepy go?
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To a boring as shit 21st.
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Well, I sure hope you've learned your lesson.
*nods* Stick with us, we're more entertaining anyway. |
I've well and truly learned it.
Also, I'd like to kindly request that people distract me from me. |
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No party pies? :< |
No party pies.
I think I had 1 Dorito. |
Only one dorite? That is a sad, sad party. You should have hogged the bowl to make it kind of worth it.
Have you watched episode 5 of SAO yet? I GOT CHILLS MAN.. They were multiplyin'. |
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