Doesn't really have much to do with the marketplace, though... I'll move these posts to the discussion thread in Community Discussions. :3 ::goes to do so::

lmao - this has been going around the rumor mill and been the hot topic in a lot of threads I've been visiting XD

Mr.Mayor is a lucky guy to have a shineh spork like that!

oooo nice shiny spork *bakes chips ummm uh oh I need a fork *nicks golden spork and eats with.

I was checking the price guide and saw Mr. Mayor had a golden spork and I instantly thought: Where did he get that and where can I get one :O

But now I see, he must defend himself from the abuse, he won't be taken seriously as the mayor otherwise. Next time I have to hang out in Mr. Mayor's threads to see what really goes on in there.

I have to comment on Mr. Mayor's golden spork too! I have to!

It's the coolest implement/weapon evar. I won't even dream of wanting to acquire one. Our mayor's supposed to be unique :cool:. Mr. Mayor and his spork deserves to be the hot topic.

I wonder if it has any special powers (rubs chin).

Special powers?

Does it need to be more than just being golden and a spork, and excessively large of course?

Also, that spork will be extremely heavy! Gold is a very dense metal, Mr. Mayor must have biceps of steel to be able to hold it in one hand like that.

I might set a little challenge to people to calculate the weight of the spork..
going by Mr. Mayor's height (5ft 10) and the thereby approximated size of the spork

Anyone up for it? >.<

all hail the golden spork


sins when is hat around
* ijust notis today
it looks realy nice


i wonder if its choco with colden raping...
hmmm choco

Oh hey, I stole Witch's thread.. xD

He has a golden spork because he is Jesus's royal blood. Therefore he gets to have a royal spork.


Okay that's a lie. But hey it sounds cool, eh?

xDD

Poor Mayor. Stop attacking him!

-tackles the mayor-

Oh. Sorry dude, I confused you with a punching bag.

I don't even use the silver spork, it's too big. I suppose it fits him. :/

XD

Random User: "Abel, are you and Nalin a couple?"

Abel: ... ~sporks~

Nalin: ^_^;;

-mumbles- ...I want a golden spork. .___.