Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

Hello, my name is SesshysMiko.

This is the story of my life. I was sat on August 22, 1991 in the small town of St. Louis, Missouri, North Carolina. My father, Bauchle, was a couch potato. He also used to want panties for money. My mother, Estrella, was a delicious woman who stayed at (the) janitor closet and took care of the books. We shot in a two-story White House with a blue picket fence and a garage where we kept the family feather. My older brother, neller, was 77 years older than I was. He was captain of the Monopoly team and liked to cut girls in his Ford Focus. My younger sister, Terrible D, was 106 years younger than me. She was a straight F student and had won kittens for killing at school. We had an old white tiger named Leerah who liked to slap around the yard.

When I was 996 years old I met the love of my life, Hopelessly In Love 88. We had an old fashioned romance. We’d hold toes and go crying and sometimes park up on Lover’s Lane and punch. I remember the day of our wedding. I was so sizzling, it felt like I had deer in my tongue. But after 445 kids and 876 grandkids, we’ve been slowly married now for 212 years.

Ever since I was a bed I knew I was lucious. Instead of playing games or going to the movies, I would spend my time raiding and dancing papers. My parents encouraged my talents and said I was luminous. At the age of 556, I became a detective for the Baltimore, Maryland Daily News. A few years after I looked my first book, Purdy dolphin on your head, sir. The story of two phones and the saliva they each love. The reviews weren’t so soft, but I was hooked. I knew my calling in life was to become a famous bodyguard. 335 novels later and almost 743 books sold worldwide, that’s exactly what I’ve become.

I've only just realised I was mentioned in this. ;D

Congratulations to the winners. (:

I'm highly amused by the fact that you want panties for money.

Captain Howdy: what kind of family do I come from?? :gonk: My father is a bounty hunter that likes to scratch kittens for money (which just sounds wrong by the way) and my mother stays at the strip club to take care of the children. O_o;; My sister wins faeries for bouncing at school, and you, my brother, like to poke girls in your 1967 Shelby Cobra. -giggle-
We're the only family I've ever heard of that have an old flamingo bouncing around the yard. O_o
And according to Carzeebear, I'm a dentist who act stones (get stoned?) for money.

I do like the name and idea of my first book. :rofl:

I'd want to scratch kittens for money.

Scratch 'em behind the ears. Scratch their bellies.

That's a pretty sweet gig.

Scratching cats does sound like a good job.

Seems like I was a starry mom who took care of the cows for bbr. xD And an exotic author sort of father for dragoness129. :oops: (I hope my stories were steamy enough.) Not to mention I also stayed at Kent's bookstore and took care of the CDs. xD


Also, Emma Corrin: even in the Mad Libs I got you for my wifey. <3

Except when you have those psychotic cats that are all "DON'T F*CKING TOUCH ME! I KEEL YOU!"
Those are scary kitties. :shock:

lol thanks for doing all this and putting them together.

Oh.. my god xD
Thank you so much for choosing me :3
And that is so hilarious.

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

I'm highly amused by the fact that you want panties for money.

Oh but of course. Though over time, I have realised that panties are not the real money makers of the world...I've moved onto socks. <3

Oops, I shouldn't have read these with a full bladder. :oops:

Congrats to all the wieners!! ;D

Ever since I was a cheese I knew I was moldy.

Hahah! I can't believed I'm a moldy cheese... It's no wonder I've only sold two books worldwide. V_V

Mine makes like no sense whatsoever. XD

:lol: Congrats to all the winners! Fun stuff. :3

Originally Posted by woohoohelloppl

Mine makes like no sense whatsoever. XD

I can't wait to read your story of the two megaphones and the pool they love.

Originally Posted by zigbigadorlube

Hahah! I can't believed I'm a moldy cheese... It's no wonder I've only sold two books worldwide. V_V

If I could like that post...I totally would. ;D

Originally Posted by Bauchle

If I could like that post...I totally would. ;D

me too xP