Indeed. And poor Ivory just gets left out in the cold. :no:

Oh, this leaves me wounded. ._.

Iltu, you're an ugly Alice. :talk2hand:
WHY IS MR. RABBIT NEKKID.

*fwaps Facade* NO ONE SAYS MY FRIENDS ARE UGLY! D<

HEY! NOBODY ASKED YOU, FAIRYFACE. D:<
-throws a school bus at you-

HEY!! Nobody throw's schoolbuses in Judith!

*tears Facade's stockings*

Judith needs to do a better job of keeping the riff-raff out!

*turns school bus in feathers, making Facade sneeze like mad* *whacks Facade* I WILL SHOW YOU WHY NO ONE WONT INSULT MY FRIENDS! D< OR ME!

And I am not a fairy, I am a snowflake, and I like that, kthxgoodbye. *fwaps*

-gnaws on sadrain's eyeball- o 3o;
You don't taste like a snowflake! :gonk:

AND HEY! BELLY, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!
-pulls your bloomers down-

*throws Facade off and makes Bigfoot stomp you in ground* >o>

MY THREAD HAS DESCENDED INTO MADDNESS! :gonk:
This is where the path of hatred has brought us! ...I might be a more powerful speaker if I didn't rip lines off from Pocahontas.

Jean- She can't do it all on her own! I need to invest in a security system...

Facade- Well you're an ugly Facade, so there. :talk2hand:
HE'S NAKED EBCAUSE YOU TOOK HIS CLOTHES.
If I wasn't so furious at you, why, I would tell you that I like the quote in your signature!

Why are you and Facade at war anyways? :/ Not that I wont be on your side anwyays, probably, but I would like to know. x3

Heey, didnt you already say you like it, though? x3

Those are awesome lines, though. P=

BACON IN A TRASHCAN, ILTU.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOU. D:<

...I don't think we're at war, really. We just have a love/hate relationship. You see, I am his father, and he is my husband, but he was my husband before I was his father. This makes for a rather strained relationship. :P

...NO I NEVER. :ninja:

Disney movies do give you wonderful things to say in times of great need!

FACADE, DO J00 NEED A BIZ-NITCH SLAP?

*floats to the ceiling and makes calm, pretty and relaxing snow fall from her cloud* Now, you two, calm down and explain whats going on here.

*finally pulls up her bloomers* Whew, my buns were getting cold.

LMAO. Belly, this is why we don't invite you over for dinner... THINK OF THE (dead babies in my garage) CHILDREN! :gonk:

-throws a bitchcake at Iltu-
I SHALL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
I STILL WANT MAH DORA THE WHORA GAMES.

x_x;; *shakes head and sighs*

Sadie- We just like to goof around, Facade and I.
And we do that by using hurtful words! And by letting my dog pee on his food! ...I mean, uh, I would never do that.

*gives Belly a heating pad for her buns*

Facade- THAT WAS AOI'S FAULT. AND BELLY'S.

You have a dog bee, Iltu? :o
BUT I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES. :gonk:
I miss the dog pee sauce. :(

SHUT UP AND PRETEND I DON'T MAKE TYPOS. D:<
I'll sell you some. Seventeen bucks a jar.

Mm, is it still made with a hint of lime and petrified belly button lint? :o
If so, I'll trade you a gazillion bitchcakes for eleventy-six jars!

Wait wait wait, buster! You might be trying to scam me here. How much do bitchcakes cost regularly?

Two dollah, all of your pride and self-confidence...
Oh, and your soul.

So the deal I'm offering is basically a steal! :yes:

*whips out her abacus* Hmmm... a gazillion divided by seventeen, set equal to eleventy six divided by two, add the going rate for souls these days... *pretends she understands the math she's doing*
Well I'll be! A steal indeed! You have a deal, provided you let me hand a flier for my dog pee sauce in your shop window!