Poor, poor, fairy....

Jean! How have you been? I REALLY love your avatar! It's gorgeous! I've been staring at in it Ryles thread for about five minutes. It's just that awesome. :XD :heart:

Facade- Will it end with me being pushed from a cliff again?

Jean- I think being crushed to death would probably suck. Poor fairy indeed...

Jennifer- I love your siggy art!

@Iltu: YOU KIDDING!? :evil: We can't afford a cliff. :talk2hand:
We'll just tie you to the branches of the ol' poplar tree and let the kids beat you like a pinata... Only it'll be a therapy session to relieve their repressed fury, so um... Yeah. :roll: Expect broken bones. =3

I have to agree with Jennifer here, Jeanne! Your avatar is downright beautiful! :heart:

Ooh, and that IS some hawt siggy art, Jennifer. :drool:

Wow....that's really some great praise!
Maybe I should go post in the Admin thread so that Jelly can see it?

(Shamelessly seeking Jelly's praise)

You should do a hair-flip and bat your false eyelashes on her profile. I mean, leave a visitor message. :roll:

I find that that works best. ;)

That's really shameless, isn't it!
Are you sure that's what you do...or are you just trying to get me to embarrass myself?

Pfft, don't you trust me!? :evil:
I'm offended. :talk2hand:

hey guys its been a while. how is everyone?

Hi Dragon!

Why, Facade! It isn't everyday that I'm able to offend you.
I'll mark this day in my calendar!

You know, you better start actually marking these things down. :roll:
That way I'll be able to torment you by reading your calendars to you in the home. :lol:

You know, I'm in Detroit now.
I just got done visiting my 90 year old Aunt, who still lives at home.
(She really should be in a nursing home, but refuses to go).

I hope that you really do come visit me when I'm in a home....otherwise it would just be too dull!

Believe me, I'll come with fun stuff!
We'll watch Golden Girls all day while I knit you bonnets and fashion some nice old lady wigs for you! Do you fancy yourself as the sort of biddy that dyes her hair that whitish-blue? Or are you more the au naturel type? =3

I'd love to do the "au-natural" look, but my hubby says that he didn't marry any "old" woman.
So it's a very nice brown...with some red highlights. Costs me a mint to keep it that way too!

Nice, nice! :)

...But I mean for the home, fool. :talk2hand: TWENTY-FIVE YEARS FROM NOW! ... Roughly, anyway. I don't see you as the 'home' type until you're at least near your mid-seventies... Heck, probably not even until you're into your eighties, really. Take that as a compliment. You're a spring chicken in my book. =3

Aren't spring chickens the ones that get slaughtered early for food?

ah good point, jean.... in that case make me an old chicken :P

I'll just be a chickie.
...but not a peep. Peeps get their heads bit off...

oh yea, that's a good idea too... they are at a cute stage there too

I used to love to take the peeps that I got for Easter, and leave them out until, oh, about July.
Then they were nice and tough and chewy.

Then I'd gnaw their little heads off....

oh man... that seems kinda yucky hahaha
but those things never get moldy

I think they're made from chemicals only...no food products involved.

Much like twinkies...

Hey, we're in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan now!

That sounds like a boring place to be, Jeanne. :roll:

Honestly, just pay the darn tolls and come visit! :illgetu:
I'll buy you a fancy dinner to make up for the tolls~

Boring?

But we're going to ride the ferry over to Mackinac Island tomorrow! We're going to take a horsey carriage ride around the island...doesn't that sound like fun?

The day after that, we're driving the car to Sault Ste. Marie to watch the barges go through the locks.
We may even take a tour boat and go through the locks ourselves. Hubby is really looking forward to that.
(I' don't think he's keen on the horsey carriage ride...)

I hope the horses poo all over your skanky harpy outfit. :talk2hand:

...Seriously? Why am I never invited to these cross-country trips? :cry: