My dad calls it "dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool."
I wish I was kidding, but he says something to that effect every single day. Sometimes it's just "Vanessa wants to go swimming!"

My dad did the same thing, Cherry! :rofl:

And my brother said that one the other day, Howdy. :roll: Stop keeping up with the kiddos, it makes your sallow cheekbones look unappealingly youthful. :talk2hand:

Oh no, he's back. :gonk:

I mean... I missed you, Facade. :stare:

Oh shut the frock up, Anna! :stare:

I'll be gone before long... :cry: Y'know, us grown-up people have things to do... called COLLEGE. :roll:

-walks away with his nose in the air-

Well I will won't miss you! >:C

Anna, I'm surprised at you! >:U We all know you'll miss him the most!

Oh believe me, Facade knows everyone and everything will miss him. :angel:

... Including that drag queen mannequin in Howdy's shower! :o

But... college can't handle you like Menewsha can. :(

Well that's why I'll have to put on my best shoulder-padded skirt-suit and a pair of red heels! :angel:
...And sleep my way to the top, clearly. :roll:

But what if the person on top is... an alien. :ninja: And wants to probe you. o.o

On my resume, you can find a complete list of what I will and will not do. :cool:

...The 'will not do' list is immensely shorter, if that answers your question. ;)

Ah... You're versatile. That's got to be a good thing.

Facade is such a Blanche.

That's true. I don't think anyone else could be a better Blanche.

Also cause Facade has a fondness for satin pantsuits.

I thought those went out in the 80's.

So did most of Face's fashion.

Sweat bands, leggings, tattered neon tops that hang off the shoulders.

He's got it all.

Wow... He's like a walking time capsule.

His greatest aspiration is to move to Miami and live in a house with three older women.

Kinky! I mean, how charming...

:lol:

*desperately tires not to imagine Facade in the middle of an old lady love nest*

Bleach works wonders if you do happen to imagine it. Though, I always figured Rose was the wildcat out of the bunch. Maybe her and Facade would make a lovely pairing. o.o

Rose is too dumb to be my sugar mama. :roll:

But yes, what Howdy claims is true! :o Or it WILL be true once I find myself a rich man to set me up in a mansion on a hill in the middle of Narnia... :yes:

What if it's just an act?

I wish you all the luck on that. If you do find one, see if he has a brother in the age range of 23 to 25 that is also rich.

Wow, why would my 102-year-old sugar daddy have a 20-ish-year-old brother? :roll:

A great-grandson I could manage. :lol: But I'm afraid that'd be the extent of it. :(