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Captain Howdy 08-16-2010 04:36 AM

I don't care who I marry, as long as they pay my rent and leave me alone with my PS3. :)

Queen_Andais 08-16-2010 04:39 AM

Holy crap, Howdy. Hadn't realized how much gold you had these days.

Nothing wrong with having ambitions of someone paying your rent and not expecting much from you. But the only thing wrong with your dream is you didn't mention sex.

Liztress 08-16-2010 04:39 AM

Well, it isn't for me. I figured the three eldery women you'd leave for this man might be lonely anc could use a young stud.

Captain Howdy, that is a good goal to set.

Chickie Nuggs 08-16-2010 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Howdy (Post 1768081438)
I don't care who I marry, as long as they pay my rent and leave me alone with my PS3. :)

Now that there is a fine marriage, indeed. :yes:

Facade 08-16-2010 04:41 AM

Howdy is an asexual, osmotic being! Sheesh, Queenie. :talk2hand:

And I'm not settling down and whatnot before the age of 40. :lol: I've decided that a while ago. :roll:
I'm also on the fence about kids, but I wouldn't adopt before I was 40 or 45 anyway, so that'd be plenty of thinking time. :ninja:

Queen_Andais 08-16-2010 04:42 AM

*marshmellow bombs Facade* Don't correct the Queen, Facade.

I just did the marriage thing 2 months ago and I am enjoying every minute of it. We're in the talks of where we are going to live when he gets out of the military. Plus we both want kids kind of soon, in about 24 months or so.

Chickie Nuggs 08-16-2010 04:44 AM

At the point I'm at, I'd be fine if I never got married or had children. I probably wouldn't make a very good mom and I've just grown used to the single life. At least being Howdy's fangoil gets me by. :lol:

Facade 08-16-2010 04:50 AM

I wouldn't mind being single either, although I want some epic, scandalous flings before such a time. :ninja:

My 34-year-old aunt has sworn off dating almost entirely. :rofl: She dated somewhere around 30 men in one year, and just totally realized how crappy men are. :ninja: She's a Carrie Bradshaw at heart, I suppose... Just pre-Big and pre-Aidan.

...She's a bit off her rocker, though. I love her dearly (and we're quite alike), but after about ten years of living alone, she's gotten rather evasive of anything louder than a whisper. You can imagine what family get-togethers are like. :lol:

Captain Howdy 08-16-2010 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Queen_Andais (Post 1768081464)
Nothing wrong with having ambitions of someone paying your rent and not expecting much from you. But the only thing wrong with your dream is you didn't mention sex.

I'm seventy one years old. I had plenty of wild times as a Playgirl Bunny in the 70s. ;D

Chickie Nuggs 08-16-2010 04:52 AM

Oh my... :oops:
You're giving me ideas again, Howdy.

Captain Howdy 08-16-2010 04:56 AM

Like building a go cart out of petrified ham sandwiches?

Cause that would be cool.

Facade 08-16-2010 04:59 AM

How about building a ham sandwich out of petrified go carts?

...Or would that be too risque given the gated neighborhood we live in?

Captain Howdy 08-16-2010 05:01 AM

The French have already perfected that art, fish face.

It's called La Monve du Tratrevan.

Facade 08-16-2010 05:02 AM

I think you're thinking of La Vie en Rose. :roll:

Chickie Nuggs 08-16-2010 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Howdy (Post 1768081597)
Like building a go cart out of petrified ham sandwiches?

Cause that would be cool.

No, like drawing you as a playboy bunny. :oops: However, I'm afraid that would be too dirty for menewshan eyes.

Captain Howdy 08-16-2010 05:05 AM

@Conflict Boy ~ No. Your Vie is Blanche!

@Demo ~ :lol: And you talk about Hammeh.

Liztress 08-16-2010 05:06 AM

You guys scare me just a bit.

Captain Howdy 08-16-2010 05:08 AM

Just a bit?

We need to work harder.

Facade 08-16-2010 05:09 AM

You make my diarrhea harden, Lizzie. :oops:
I thank you for this. :heart:

If my vie is Blanche, then yours must be Dorothy. :talk2hand:

Liztress 08-16-2010 05:10 AM

*stutters* I don't want to be Dorothy. Stan was hideous. *shivers*

And you're welcome. Too much diarrhea is bad for you, you know.

Captain Howdy 08-16-2010 05:11 AM

*puts on my Maude housecoat and sits on Facade*

Chickie Nuggs 08-16-2010 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy (Post 1768081665)
@Conflict Boy ~ No. Your Vie is Blanche!

@Demo ~ :lol: And you talk about Hammeh.

She's still much worse than I am. :talk2hand:

Facade 08-16-2010 05:14 AM

ACK! Has a giant just landed on my strapless chiffon negligee, or is that that blasted substitute teacher that's about as sexually appealing as a pitcher of sweet tea to a Yankee!? :illgetu:

Liztress 08-16-2010 05:18 AM

I thought everyone loved sweet tea.

Captain Howdy 08-16-2010 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Facade (Post 1768081742)
ACK! Has a giant just landed on my strapless chiffon negligee, or is that that blasted substitute teacher that's about as sexually appealing as a pitcher of sweet tea to a Yankee!? :illgetu:

That... totally went over my head.


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