Fine, they can be women's boots. In your little world that is!

Because they are! They're little lady boots for his little lady feet.
Y'know... come to think of it...


Yeah, uh, I think he's just a lady. Kinda looks like Ellen Degeneres but with... even more fabulous hair.

I don't see it, but okay. :roll:

@Cherry- NO. NOT AGAIN. CEASE AND DESIST.

@Scooter- I don't actually own a green miniskirt (or any miniskirts at all), haha. :B The closest I've got to SH clothes look like Heather's unlockable outfits, and those are meant to look like a teenage girl's clothes. xD

I have a pair of hotpants that are the same color as Heather's skirt. Does that count?

If that doesn't count, I don't know what does. Those pants sound amazing. 8D

lol no I mean like short shorts xD
Unless...I've had the wrong idea of what hotpants were my whole life... :o




They're pretty much like these except they don't have studs and the shade of green is more like Heather's.

Woahhhh, I've definitely had the wrong idea of what hotpants were! xD I thought those were just called short shorts... I always thought hotpants were skintight pants for some reason.

Anna - Okay, fine, James is a lady in MEN'S BOOTS. :roll:

You know...

Finally! \o/

Tastes like vajazzled, minimum-wage drag queen in here. :shock:

-adds some salt- :ninja:

Well look who it is! :O *slaps Faccie's weave*
How's it goin strangah?

Stop tasting yourself, Facade, it's disturbing.

Face is the Wicked Bitch of the North-east.

He tastes like dried out fish.

Howdy tastes like mushrooms! ....Woahhh these mushrooms taste funny. @[email protected]

Oh lawdy, you didn't eat the little yellow ones, did you?

*opens mouth to make comment about mushrooms under loincloths*

... :|

*closes it*

Oh dear, I don't want to alarm you, anna.

But there is a mustached individual making randy comments at your back step.

Yeah, and we all totally knew what she was going to say! :O

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

Oh dear, I don't want to alarm you, anna.

But there is a mustached individual making randy comments at your back step.

With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences? ;D

Howdy has a little yellow mushroom?! I didn't know he was asian! ;_;

@Hammy- Penal correctitude it is, then. ;D

*opens mouth to make comments about his hanging fruits as well*

@Anna: Let's hope I live up to my reputation ;D

*is shocked and appalled by entire conversation*

*puts Howdy's hanging fruits in Hammy's mouth which is hanging open*

@Howdy- Hehe, the picture Scooter drew of you as a maid was your signature when I read that. >w>