I choke at least five times a day. :yes: My record is eleven.

@KT- Well, you are an elderly, so you should know. :|

@Cherry- DANG, HOW AM I EVER GOING TO GET IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS NOW?! D:<

Eat more dry foods. Eat powder, if possible.

I hear baking soda works best. :yes:

-gets the funnel and baking soda-

Meet back here at DOUBLE OH ELEVEN, Anna darling!

The sad part is, I actually am eating powder right now. You know that lemonade mix stuff? Yeah, I've been addicted to it since I was 11. Goshdang. :drool:

@Face- YOU MEAN AT MIDNIGHT-ELEVEN? I'd rather not, that's when I've got my bladder-emptying scheduled for.

Damn, that's got to be a lot of sugar. :o
I can't really do very sweet stuff. When I was about 14-15 I decided I was entirely too fat, so I cut sugar out of my diet nearly completely, and lost about 40 pounds. I have sugar now, but only in small amounts. I can't handle really sweet stuff much anymore. All I taste is that gross sugar aftertaste and it makes things really unpleasant. So pretty much the only sweet stuff I have is dark chocolate, Coke 0 (which is aspartame, which kind of reacts in your body the same as sugar, but it doesn't have that gross taste), and crystal light, which doesn't really have much sugar either. If any, I don't actually recall.

Uhm, in short, sounds like that's probably tasty, but I couldn't do it. :lol:

It is! But I only ever really get hyper on jellybeans and skittles and plus I'm sleepy. Actually now that you mention it, I am a leetle bit hyper. But then you didn't mention it at all, you only mentioned sugar... But I drink water with it, so it turns into lemonade in my belly! 8DDD

Ewww, aspartame. That leaves a nasty taste for me. And Crystal Light has aspartame. I eat that sometimes, too, but not as much because of the aspartame. It gives it a weird texture, too. D:

Blargh, maybe I should go on a no-sugar diet, too. > )3)>

What the heck is it with you and eating powdery drink packet thingies, Anna? :roll:

I THOUGHT WE TAUGHT YOU BETTER! :gonk:
Now I'll have to add you to my never-ending list of disappointing children... :cry:

Yaaaaay, I'm a disappointment! \o/ *finishes off packet*

Just mix it with water first. :lol: All the taste, but less of a concentration of shooga.

Well, any changes you make to your diet need to be ones you can live with for the rest of your life. Too many approach "dieting" like something you do until you lose weight, then you can go back to eating like crap. Which is why people lose weight, then gain it all back. You can experiment with different things to find what works for you, but ultimately, you've got to be able to live with your "diet." So you can't feel deprived, otherwise you'll go to a birthday party and be like "well, I'll just have a LITTLE cake" but then because you felt so deprived, you eat THE ENTIRE CAKE.
Okay, exaggerating there. :lol: But still. If one feels deprived, they'll eventually break and eat way too much.
So I do have things that ideally I shouldn't. Like whole milk. I loooove whole milk. If I didn't have it, I'd feel deprived. So I have it. But I make up for it in other areas.

*dumps entire packet of lemonade in mouth* >:I

Nrgh, whatevs, I'll just keep eating like I do: when I'm hungry, I eat what I crave, when I'm not hungry, I don't eat until I am (which often leads to me not eating much for days and then eating a ton one day and then not eating for a while again. xD). I don't think my metabolism/weight is bad enough for me to be worrying about. :/

Oh, I'm not like, saying "YOU SHOULD GO ON A DIET, YOU'RE FAT" or something. :lol: I just meant "if you want to, don't do stupid diets." :lol:

Haha, no, I know you're not. xD I was mostly reassuring myself, because I'm the queen of low self-esteem. And stupid diets are stupid (btw, I'm seeing your Corm sig as I'm typing this... I think I'll go on a corm diet. xDDD)

YES, CORM DIET.
There was actually corm in my dinner earlier tonight. I liked it.

... whut the fook is corm?
xD;
*can't see siggies*

Don't indulge Hatake and her evil no seeing signatures way! :talk2hand:

And also, i'll echo anna by says, "Ewww, aspartame."

...Also, "Ewww, dark chocolate."

*does not like dark chocolate*

Hatake - Pshh. You're missing so much by not being able to see my rando-sig. It's the best sig in the entire world. D<


Howdy - No dar... I... I'm never speaking to you again. :talk2hand:

*keels howdy*
How dare you not like dark chocolate????
*joins Cherry*

... How should I respond to that picture...
o a o

...I'm gonna have to agree with Howdy here. Dark chocolate is okaaaay, but too bitter for me. Dx


@Cherry- I had no corm in my dinner. I'm sad now. ;_;

LAME-OS! *runs away*

I like dark chocolate! :D weeeee

Good, you shall be allowed to live.

I like dark chocolate and dead babies! :D

...Do I get to live twice? :drool:

No, because you still smell funny. GOSH, DON'T YOU EVER SHOWER?

I just showered! Does that grant me permission to live despite my dislike for dark chocolate?