*flings poo at Sidhe's mailman*

giant bearded lady comes in and tosses the poop covered mailman at belly.

Eww...what smells? *Looks around* >.> Oh......

Sure, I'll hire a lawyer.. And I'll tell him about the time when Fernando flatlined and somebody was too busy shocking himself with paddles to save him.

the one the bearded lady threw at belly, he was lying on the floor there. *looks around* where did he go?

What nonsense has been going around in my thread?!
throws mailman into dumpster.

Oh, hi Sidhe! We were just, um, playing checkers. :oops:

Uh huh...
I was going to say 'puts mailman in Daryl-can', but that would just be creepy. D:

Um....checkmate? O.o *scrapes poo off my shoe...wait that may be blood...eww...bloody poo*

rofl.
Bawhhh. the cut on my knee hurts.

My computer finally works again, so I can update my quest thread, now I just need to get my graphic software again! :)

Hip hip.. HOORAY!!!
Hip hip.. HOORAY!!!

I love those doodads on the sides of your head, girly.

Belleh, does you know where the case that my tablet came in is? :(

Um.. er.. let me go dig around..

I bet Belly ate it. :roll:

Welcome back, Sidhe!
I was sure we'd lost you for good there. :(
WHICH WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN GOOD FOR THE POOCEST PLOY!

YAY!! Thank you for the loan, dahling! I'll pay you back as soon as these overpriced CIs sell. :D

Oh, hello Facade. I thought you had drowned in a puddle of pee!

*weeps tears of joy, and then runs off to join the quest raffle*

-weeps tears of pee, which suffocate facade and, evidently, kill him.-
ANWAY.
ohmi g, facade, have you seen the lovely panties? theyre just fabolos.

You are scaring Facade!

Scared not, is Facade.
Yoda, I am.
JKJK Im salacious peaknuckle champion !!

He is too scared. He is curled up in a little ball ouside Jeannesha's closet listenting to frog-ribbits and wondering when the torture is going to end!

Hmmm, I thought that was normal.
I feel like hybernating.

O:
Is it safe to come out yet, Belly? :(
SCARY SIDHE IS SCARY.

And yes, the black panties are to die for. ;)
They almost make me want to become a Real Boy once more!
Almost. D:
The skirts are too pretty, though!
-spins about like a four-year-old fairy princess-